Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I once waited an hour and a half for a haircut.

After sex, I'm not talking to you.

(wheels rattling)

Delusional? OF COURSE WE'RE DELUSIONAL!!!! Do You Know How Hard It Is To Stay Positive All The Time When All You Did Was Complain,Complain,Complain! Jiminy Mother-Loving Toaster Strudel! Do You Think We Have All The Answers? Of course We don't! We Can't Even Find The Back of our own mind!

No more City Boy for you.

Narrator: How will the springfielder of the future get around town?

You started 30 seconds ago.

Birdo! How Dare You Turn GoAnimate Into Disney Now! That's It! You Are Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded! No Disney Now! No DreamWorks! No Disney+! No Talking Kitty Cat! No YouTube!

You want to buy the movie rights to this incredible story?

Hoisting a bag.

I can build one of those things from the crap in my desk.

Bart? Bart who?

Bart Simpson how dare you stole Peppa Pig's Pizza that's it you're grounded grounded grounded no TV and fortnite and Minecraft and Pokemon and coloring go to your stupid room Waaaaaaa I hate you damm Marge and homer

(tires screeching)

Destroy the school, eh?

Read the paper.

Grape soda-- shaken, not stirred.

Oh, she's coming down.

I'm going to find my husband.

There's no such thing as prayer blocks.

(birds chirping)

Which means no Time Squad! No Happy Feet! No Mulan! No Seinfeld! No Pelswick! And no Charlotte's Web!

No more TV for you. Taco Bell instead of Popeyes. Little Einsteins on Disney channel. Little Einsteins on NBC 30. Bologna with grandpa. Bologna with uncle Mike.

Hello? Hollywood?

You don't get to relax

No more TV for you. Taco Bell instead of Popeyes. Bologna with grandpa. Bologna with uncle Mike.

Jeff, why would you do that? Daddy, I'ma keep throwing stuff, until you buy me that game!