Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ASS HEAD
...but if you track my current trajectory, I'm clearly gonna live till I'm 123 years old.
I spend 49.95 a month on a subscription to an inaccurate real-time actuarial service.
Taking your drug pills and smoking your hash stick?
- Is that Cass Shant? - Casserole Shanty? That's where I work.
We gotta find the passion we have in life...
Oh, gosh.
- Uh, yes. - Well, you know what, you were right.
It's too small. You've got to go bigger than that.
- What do you do? - I work at home.
Speaking of...
I'm very happy to help.
Keep this crap out of my yard!
JESS: Guys! - Shh!
- There are no pranking movies. - Yet. Get out of here.
What happened to the inspiring, visor-less Jess?
SCHMIDT: They're gonna hear! Stop it!
Is that Top Gun? Oh, look at that. Look at Anthony Eds. The Goose Man.
- No. [IMITATES WILLIE TANNER] Oh, ALF!
Jess.
Or you go way too big.
I mean, there's gotta be something.
You didn't listen to anything I said. I told you to stop trying so hard.
Oh, gosh.