Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You think fake contact lenses are free? They are not, sister.

[IMITATES FRASIER] I'm Frasier Crane. - No!

I'm actually asking. I'm not doing a thing.

...for everybody I couldn't hang out with because they hated Schmidt, I'd be rich.

It's a weird life, but it's where I'm at right now. Okay.

Yes, Jess, that's exactly what hip, trendy millennials want to eat: Casserole.

A pan-ethnic, pan-sexual hive-mind, and they want nothing to do with me.

Of course, you got it.

I'm Chaz. This is Fife, Sutton and Brorie.

- Unreal, with a capital "Un" WINSTON: Really?

Got an idea. Instead of urine, we use acid. Ha-ha.

Visor-wearing Jess, will you please help me be cool?

Let me just get this clear. Take the little bit of dust...

- Where are you gonna get it? - Doesn't matter, I had to prank Schmidt.

[SCHMIDT LAUGHS]

I can totally change my personality.

Chaz is with Fife, Brorie's with, uh...

I just thought of it.

...at the Casserole Shanty?

- What did you do? - He could try on a hundred different pairs...