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He was all over the map. He spent 20 minutes talking about aioli.
Uh! Washer, washer, washer.
BRORIE: I can't take it!
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Schmidt, what are you doing?
- Is this accurate? - No, no, no, Winston.
[GROUP CHATTERING]
CHAZ: Jess, what are you talking about? - I did not make up:
...and we gotta hold on to it. - You're so right.
What is happening?
This is not the outfit we talked about. You way overshot it.
I've never seen you work this hard at anything ever.
I try on four different pairs of shoes with every outfit, rain or shine. You know that.
Your chicken broccoli fuels my night bikes.
[WHISPERS] I took a photo of the wall, shrunk it down, made a copy at an architect's office.
- Why not? - Because...
Hey, we just moved in across the hall.
The Asserole Shanty
...and make him think he's incontinent.
Would you like to know what I did at my job?
They don't hate me because I'm old, it's because of my personality.
SCHMIDT: Cool. - I'll just put these in...
- How come there's no dish dryer? FIFE: Or un-washer?
The men in suits here, the professionals...
I live here too. What are your names...? Schmidt!
At least I own a trash can.
hj hh
A world where it's okay that I'm still finding myself.
You were supposed to teach me how to be cool. Look what I'm wearing.
[ALL LAUGH]