Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I crushed it all day today, then I crushed it some more, and then it asked me...

CHAZ: If we move to Prague, should I paint my nails black?

That decrepit thing that just walked by, now, that's old.

And in summation, I feel...

If it makes you feel better...

That's how you tell if people hate you.

Come on, guys, just tighten up, all right? Think young. What the hell is that smell?

- No way! - What?

SCHMIDT: I'm gonna set a PR tonight. - Well, he's not...

JESS: They think I made those up.

SCHMIDT: Sure. NICK: You've kind of gotten under my skin.

- All right. - Thank you, though.

- You're not old. - Then how do you explain this?

- I am constz-to-the-pizzo. JESS: Hmm?

...when given the ball and in the game of life, this job is the pigskin.

What are you guys doing, huh? What is that?

He's like the Hilary Swank of bald men.

Sometimes up close... art is messy