Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What? - I can't take this anymore.

...what I was doing and I told it that I was crushing it.

There's no time for sleep.

- Double check. NICK: I like getting older.

You got beer on her, man.

...because they weren't judging me for "not crushing it."

How did you come up with that? Where'd you get that?

Today I got a locker and in 18 months I'm gonna roll into some sweet dental coverage.

But I gotta follow my passion.

- You should come over. - Yeah.

Yes, it has "old" in the title, and yes, it's all over my body.

- Flowy. - Really curly.

It is perfectly fine to watch TV all day.

You either go way too small...

Jess, do you wanna hula-hoop with me all night-slash-forever?

Minus one year if you frequently question your career choice. Check.

TGIF marathon on tonight.

...or one large party-size casserole?

You too, Schmidt.

Here, sit down, relax, watch some TV.

- Come on. - Not even in my darkest moments did I do Urkel.

Those kids with the found furniture and no TV because it's cool?