Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jess, you've gotta help me help them forget how old I am.
We don't care if you stole your catchphrase from some low-budget web series.
When's the Olympics, right, guys?
- Ga-gunk! Ga-gunk! - On the nose.
Hey, Mr. Belvedere, there's two guys outside...
...I spent two days pouring urine on a grown man's sheets.
A smile class.
Zander and Raj went to Pate's thing so tonight's been notched down to a chill hang.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] It just came to me. - Where did that come from?
...he must have meant, "You," meaning me...
Who wants to start an arcade fire?
What are you doing? Your arms are hot but your neck is cold?
You don't have a pranking sweet spot.
They're not that great. Last night, Chaz and Sutton got in a fight.
And turn that nonsense down!
- Okay... - You think that I want to work...
What up, yo? Throw your damn hands up. We hanging out tonight?
I will never stop trying. I don't care if I have to do a billion burpees.
[NICK COUGHING AND HACKING]
Oh, my God, you guys, are we the dish un-washers?
I wanna care about something as much as you do about ruining his life.
No, it's... Look, nobody does an on-screen death like Anthony Eds.
Hopefully, you do too.
WINSTON: You're a corpse for sure. - Behold.
- This is so crazy, Nick. - Oh, my God, you know what we should do?
Like a Jewish Peter Pan. Petya Pan. Peiter Pan.
Don't worry, my mom can throw that dress in with my laundry next time she's here.
Watch. Every time you say something, they're gonna change the subject immediately.
- My life sucks so much right now. - Ha, ha.
Can you imagine how much we'd get done...
Hey. Let's pour a little juice near her shoe.
- Goose dies? - Not cool, man.
Those guys are so much fun!
What's up? Schmidt.
- Just like Nick Miller. - Look at that!