Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Got an orphan down below, bringing him in.
In the name of God, put down that ham immediately!
That's why God gave you ears, Mr. Chicken-Chickenslice.
to say that I've done some very questionable things in...
I need you to defend this sacred place.
Seriously, God told me to tell you that.
You could save this place some serious overhead.
Here's your ham, boys.