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In the name of God, put down that ham immediately!
Seriously, God told me to tell you that.
You could save this place some serious overhead.
Got an orphan down below, bringing him in.
I need you to defend this sacred place.
Here's your ham, boys.
That's why God gave you ears, Mr. Chicken-Chickenslice.