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- Now you're gonna guilt-trip me. - That's What the whole movie is about.
Oh, hey, Randy, thanks for the business.
I'm sorry. Go back to bed.
Uh, that was like that already.
[High-pitched Voice] No.
M-Moolisa, watch out!
- Wh-Why? - That's right.
Everybody pee on the floor!
All I've been is super nice to you, and this is the thanks I get?
- What am I doing? - What are you doing?
It's like a fun fact.
See, that's nice.
It's a heart- a heart-shaped poop.
But listen. There's something I want you to do for me. Make burgers out of me.
MURDERER!
- Are you Bob? - Uh, yeah. I am.
Yikes. Hey, there she is.
[Crowd Murmuring]
- He's trying to impress the cow. - Don't be ridiculous.
The Fixies
MURDERER!
and I Wanted to shake your hand.
I wanna put a stick of dynamite in it and blow it up.
I found the banner!
- [Both] Bye! - Bye, animal man.
I'm Randy Watkins, the documentary filmmaker.
I wonder if they heard about our 100,000th burger.
Someone knows how to treat a lady-slash-male steer.
- [Dog Barks] - Think about it.
Beef happens to come from steers, which are male cows.
[Laughing Continues]
unless you choose to spare her life.
- I said I'm sorry. - Bob, we're here. What do we do now'?
Objection!
,/* In the house ,/*
She's due at the slaughterhouse, Bob.
- Oh, we should, absolutely. - Oh, my God.
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