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Without asking for help.
- [Timer Beeping] - We'll see What your conscience tells you...
I Never Wanted To Be A Bully.
Dad, I ran that bubble bath for you and Moolisa like you wanted.
Personally, I don't really care.
♪ To get it on ♪
Are you gonna give me a poop tonight? Talk to me.
isn't this nice, all of us here together?
[CHANTING] TOUCH THE COW! TOUCH THE COW!
- Yes. - Oh, yeah.
- And I'm going to get my gun license, finally. - Oh, congratulations.
Me to everyone circa 1997
- That's my wife. - Ah, Bobby, I'm friggin' starving.
- Like a sex tape. - Like a sex tape.
What do you think you're doing?
- [Squeaking] - [Shouts] What?
Does that make me a hypocrite to say that?
- Gene, put that down. - No!
♪ [House] ♪
Hmm. I would use a frosting bag.
Linda
but to execute it, you needed to write something using cow poop.
Oh. Yeah. Um-
Mom, let's say you had a brilliant plan...
- You can, and you want to. - [Sighs]
Randy, I-I don't know where to begin. This isn't even a female cow.
- No, she's not sick. - Sick of your practices, Bob!
Do you think cows should be ground up for food?
I know What that spells.
You know what’? You won’t even know it’s here
Bob, you all right? You look a little pale.
- Just on the line where it says “signature.” - Just on the line, right?
You just have to tear off the holes on the side.