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Because I can happily invite you to leave.
Or something about a san diego nest.
It's a self-evaluation.
[laughs] grow up, jake.
I know why you weren't happy with my self-evaluation.
But the vet assured us that her suffering
Could that be why he denies doing it?
It don't sound believable.
It feels like scoliosis
Chin up, lil' pup.
Would've been 20, but we only got 14.
Slowed down music
Oh, good.
Is what I think your biggest flaw is.
No, that's my travel journal.
I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for this, sir.
Oh, this is disgusting.
I love my desk buddy.
My first question is,
Over a game of catch?
Both, Distorted: no!
It was a pajama-jamma-jam. We had no choice.
To afford this place.
Yeah, so what? I'm eclectic.
Emilio's giant bag of hair.
Next time I catch him shaving,
That's not surprising.
I'm not gonna give you a cool half mil
I'd keep paying the same amount of rent,
Two bags of ziti?
Binge watching media content.
To the Sunday after eight years from next Friday?
And our dog cinnamon got out.
Because I won't have a television
Ah, very good eye.
Yeah, I'm poor. I'm not a savage.
[chaotic klezmer music playing]
[knock at door]
A "vig." so cool.
No, just watched it a lot.
Well, I'm happy this went terribly.
Cinnamon got hit by a drunk driver.
They only arrested 6 people last year?
Or do you think cash is easier?
Is to be on wife swap.
Now she's addicted to painkillers.