Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When he goes to the gym,

For screwing this whole thing up.

[sighs shakily] um...

All I have are my grandma's old klezmer records,

"Gina just offered to buy nana's apartment"

I'm tom selleck. Park my chopper on the beach.

[imitating gina] "grow up, jake."

And I'm glad that I still own this place

Your massage chair is on.

'cause it's so cheap.

Well, no one asked you.

I'm psyched to be hanging like this, old-school stylez.

Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard.

You wanted to see me, sirs?

Boyle, call an ambulance.

I'm gonna be homeless.

[music stops] okay, you also purchased

Well, it's possible I missed a letter,

Because our moms both worked, and...

I only said "kiddo" to soften the blow, kiddo.

Excuse me, captain.

Since she passed away 'cause it's rent-controlled,

And I am so sure of that,

You love that apartment, and you said so yourself.

How would you even get a bed in here?

It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan.

Jake, I cannot believe

Oh, murphy bed.

And I intend to use it as a down payment on a mortgage.

Jake, the co-op board meeting was an hour ago.

Which I will never throw my mail into again.

When did everyone decide to become an adult?

Did you get my report on the finley murder?