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[clears throat] Your head scientist is nodding.
Do you also own a van, you fucking creep?
I feel you overthinking this hearing.
[clears throat] Tap-tap.
Uh, and that will be used...
What, you don't think I could have any valid thoughts about expenditures?
[inhales sharply]
Okay? I even pretended to like hunting.
[softly] Tap-tap.
All due respect, but under General Grabaston,
I appreciate the offer, but we're good.
You know, one time, my history teacher gave me a "C,"
of the food of their choice at each resupply.
[safety clicks]
-[Yuri] Exactly, uh, right. -Okay.
Oh, it's disgusting, all right.
with ostrich leather seats?
"One small snack for a man, one large soda for mankind."
Cheap generals are like cheap enchiladas.
-Yeah. -[Erin] Okay.
and let the Chinese slide their chopsticks up our buttholes.
-That is top secret. -Yes, I can see that.
Ma'am.
Makes you a little untrustworthy.
potentially saving tens of thousands of American lives
-Whoops. -What do you mean, "whoops"?
Sir, ready to go to the tarmac?
He is just a pain in the ass.
believes in "good for all."
rodent blood pressure tests?
And also, your father?
The man is about to grill you. Let him bring it in for the real thing.
And all because of you.
Hey. You two. Get back here.
Nothing manlier, if you ask me.
Wouldn't you agree?
Change of plans. I would like you to keep an eye on my daughter today.
Oh, I'm sorry.
The committee recognizes the congresswoman from New York,
So, the story behind "Scraps" is--
They're gonna embrace us with open arms.
Earning your pay.
so I planted drugs in his desk.