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Please be aliens. Please be aliens.
But it is so, so good.
You can't give me an order, Naird.
Chief Scientist, Space Force.
[men laughing]
["I Can't Wait" by Nu Shooz playing over speakers]
I believe it involved rat diarrhea.
'Kay.
may I suggest that that become the new Space Force motto.
[Anabela] "Space is hard."
Oh, and I bet you wish you didn't either. Or worked a little harder in high school.
We haven't had a My Lai yet.
Okay. Bye.
You know, you don't have to just sit there.
Oh, good, you didn't leave yet.
Yeah, I don't know how you do it.
In order to do that, I need money.
so you're gonna take a little run. East launchpad.
Duly noted.
Hey, bug! What are you doing?
GET A JOB
And, uh, who are you dating?
Acknowledge my gender again, and I will fuck you in the ass.
-That's very far, ma'am. -And back.
Could be better.
after we testify.
Okay, but did you even give anyone at school a chance,
Only God can make an orange.
It is a condition.
Duly noted.
It is.
this Earth is certainly majestic.
And that one astronaut may be a human being
-Come... -[Brad] Okay.
And I would have you operating with twice the funding
Yeah, I... I care about the ice...
So, I thought you'd be Miss Popular in school.
Oh, wow.
Yes, Congressman,
Forget it.
Not every country with a presence in space
will be tripled,