Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you know that when you make up a statistic, you always use "83%"?

Robin, dear. Did I say something to upset you?

My Dalmatian, Smokey.

Now let's talk about the Barney part of the story.

Your father's kind of a head-in-the-clouds romantic,

I wish your face would melt off.

It was wrong not to tell you.

Okay, now I got to back up all the way to the beginning

I know you've all been excited to meet...

Well, why did you have to throw your beautiful boobs at me?

that were uncomfortable, emotional,

So Marshall showed up at brunch with a plan.

- Hello. - Hello.

It's just I don't think anyone should make the mistake

You think Cerrano's got a shot at the RBI title?

Actually, we're cool.

There's time for marriage and kids and all that other stuff later.

You missed a great game last night. Real squeaker.

You mean the spa the judge ordered him to go to to quit cocaine?

the legendary Barney stories you've told them.