Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ted, we weren't quite sure how to tell you this...

Well, have you done any surveys on the subject?

She grills every single one of my girlfriends

So we are definitely going to try and communicate more.

We'd been separated almost two years.

I'm really not planning these things; they just keep happening.

Well, second highlight.

You know, he mentioned he was divorced last night.

What's the matter with you?

And besides, that's not even what I liked about her. It was her...

about when we're gonna get married and have kids.

had a wonderful time at that spa he visited.

Then I guess those shoes aren't the thing

I will be waiting by the phone for your apology

You sat down next to me and took most of your pants off.

Girlfriend, that's like a bad flu.

Oh, no, I actually feel great.

But this is the first time she's meeting me.

I don't care how unpleasant it is. You have to talk to him.

Well, actually Marshall's my...

It would just upset her.

So, I made a reservation at San Marino tonight for 8:00.

Yeah. There's a part of my body that she's got a weakness for, too.

And you should. I'm a genetic gold mine.

I'll be waiting by the phone for your apology.

And he's just Ted.

Do you want to have my grandkids?

That's what passes for communication in our family?