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How is that seducing you?
Closer to ten, I think.
Yeah.
you married 30 years ago, not the waitress at the bar last night
Ironic because we both work at a homeless shelter where I serve the food.
Nobody's turned on by men's calves.
I can't say I blame you.
I know.
No.
what a stitch.
Meeting you was the highlight of my trip.
Anyway, I realize that I left my phone on the bar, so I come back...
What do you mean you're divorced? Since when?
You know what?
But he spent months badgering me until I finally gave in.
I wish your eyeballs would explode.
High five.
The instructor told me to just take deep breaths
Oh, my God...
I got you a tandem bike.
You know who is a hero?
I think we're probably both better off trying
Well, funny you should ask.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry you couldn't join us.
I was just stopping by to pick up some of my things.
I just, I don't... I don't understand.
Oh, it's wonderful to meet you, Robin.
Why?
Way to wreck the curve, kiss-ass.
Can I help?
Yeah, it does. Why did you have to throw your magnificent calves at me?
I think it was an Irish bar.
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