Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

so I am leaving.
- I hate you. - I hate you more.
Ted, what are you talking about?
So last Christmas...?
I wish your face would melt off.
The only sweetheart in your life should be the woman
To us, sure, in very small, infrequent doses.
Sure.
I'm his girlfriend, and I'm not even trying that hard.
you're most wrong about today.
Whoops. I think I dropped an ice cube down here.
No, this is ridiculous!
Barney, what are you doing here?
No, not that.
And you know the U2 box set I gave you?
would pop out attractive children?
Take off the rest of your pants.
and I'm much more down to earth.
What?
It was taken back in 2006, when Grandma and Grandpa came to visit me
Hooray?