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Oh. Uh, I thought you, um...
You went to San Francisco for three months.
this roll is really spicy.
I'm going to kill him.
- Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. - Ted.
How could your parents not know about me?
No.
Well, we were all going to go to Casa a Pezzi at 8:00.
You looked kind of feverish last night.
but it didn't seem very Christmasy.
I just... I want you to want me to want to have your grandkids.
- Hello. - Oh, hi.
You, uh, want to tell Mom what happened at the bar last night?
My dad made out with Wendy the waitress?
As a 30th anniversary gift, I had flown my parents to New York for the weekend.
That's not a real Web site.
Doesn't matter.
I just find it really confusing to be around you right now.
you know, the, the...
What?
Oh, absolutely.
That needlepoint "Bless This Mess" pillow you made for Ted--
Why don't you give the guy a hug?
Come on, she was just frowning under direct light.
Why do you say that?
We're not about to break up because of it.
Lily calling off the wedding and dumping me?
You shouldn't have to apologize for them.
But I'm your best friend.
Maybe less.
I know how important it is to you.
Well, yeah, I'd say that, too, if I had those skinny little chicken legs.
- No, I'm kind of tired. - Me, too.