Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ I have sat by the bedside Of poor little Nell
♪ The Flying Squad's despair
♪ There's a man over there With a look of surprise
♪ Macavity's a mystery cat
♪ He's a cat that cannot be ignored
♪ Up up up up To the Heaviside Layer
♪ And together they started To grumble and wheeze
♪ And a crank to shut The window should you sneeze
♪ When the Night Mail's Ready to depart
♪ For a similar reason When game is in season
♪ We had the experience
♪ I am frequently seen At the gay Stage and Screen
♪ When I made history
♪ At one club or another he's found
♪ We can assign to happiness
♪ Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
♪ Like a grin
♪ The Napoleon of Crime!
♪ Cos there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle
♪ You've heard of Several kinds of cat
♪ And the postman sighed As he scratched his head
♪ As magical Mr Mistoffelees... ♪
♪ And he likes to relate His success on the halls
♪ A monster of depravity
♪ The name of this Brummell of cats
♪ We're a notorious couple of cats
♪ You bow
♪ Who would have ever supposed
♪ In fact, he's remarkably fat
♪ Seems to beat
♪ Is not the experience
(LAUGHTER)
♪ This is merely our centre Of operation
♪ It's so easy to leave me
♪ Jellicle Cats sing Jellicle Chants
♪ And there's no doing anything About it
♪ He can pick any card from the pack
(LAUGHING)
♪ What's a Jellicle Cat?
♪ You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
♪ Resents familiarity
♪ Grizabella the Glamour Cat
♪ We're quiet enough In the afternoon
♪ But the Great Rumpus Cat?
♪ Another night is over
♪ And who would ever suppose
♪ I was beautiful then
♪ Will begin
Old Deuteronomy?
♪ As knockabout clowns Quick-change comedians
♪ Jellicle Cats are roly-poly
♪ "Then the Night Mail just can't go"
♪ Joined into the din with a ♪ Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark
♪ Magical! Mystical!
♪ And mutton
♪ The Russian, Dutch and Dalmatian And even from China and Spain
♪ The reason, I tell you, Is always the same
♪ Let the memory
♪ For she's A jolly good fellow... ♪
♪ Turn your face to the moonlight
♪ But above and beyond There's still one name left over
♪ The cat of the railway train
♪ That he's only hunting for mice
♪ The Great Rumpus Cat ♪
♪ And when he looked out Through the bars of the area
♪ Are spoken to
♪ Are proud and implacable Passionate foes
♪ And tie it into sailor knots
♪ She haunted many a low resort
(DRUM ROLL)