Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Up up up up To the Heaviside Layer
♪ All alone in the moonlight
♪ But missed the meaning
♪ Some say one rule is true
♪ And he
♪ He's the cat we all greet As he walks down the street
♪ My visits are occasional To the Senior Educational
♪ Statistical cats and mystical cats
♪ They were fast asleep at Crewe And so they never knew
♪ Someone mutters
♪ And that's what makes a Gumbie Cat
♪ Saying Skimble, where is Skimble? Has he gone to hunt the thimble?
♪ As magical Mr Mistoffelees
There's no such cat in the metropolis He holds all the patent monopolies
♪ And there's how you address
♪ Bark ♪ Bark
♪ Has begun ♪
♪ Memory
♪ Of the Great
♪ My mind may be wandering But I confess
♪ If you offer me pheasant I'd rather have grouse
♪ If you set me on a rat Then I'd rather chase a mouse
Macavity!
♪ When you notice a cat In profound meditation
♪ Jellicle Cats Have bright black eyes
♪ He looked to the sky And he gave a great leap
Thank you, my dears
♪ For the day... ♪
♪ Let your memory lead you
♪ Can you say of your bite That it's worse than your bark?
♪ The oldest inhabitant croaks
♪ Now, on the occasion Of which I shall speak
♪ Up up up Past the Russell Hotel
♪ And the Jellicle Leader Will soon appear
♪ We make our home in Victoria Grove
♪ Sceptical cats, dyspeptical cats
♪ The Glamour Cat? ♪
♪ When I'm seen in a hurry There's probably curry
♪ Or on the steps or on the mat
♪ Which is famous For winkles and shrimps
The original Conjuring Cat There can be no doubt about that
♪ A name that's peculiar And more dignified
♪ Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
♪ Mungojerrie ♪ And Rumpleteazer
♪ The Glamour Cat?
♪ At the Jellicle Ball Where we all rejoice
♪ But I was just behind him And was ready to remind him
♪ The Rum Tum Tugger Doesn't care for a cuddle
♪ Jellicle Cats are black and white
♪ So this is this
♪ Can it be really?
♪ Jellicle Cats, come one, come all
♪ To treat you as a trusted friend
♪ Jellicle Cats Are queens of the night
♪ But that's such a fuss to pronounce
♪ "Was it Mungojerrie ♪ Or Rumpleteazer!"
♪ Who hesitates towards you
♪ Macavity's a ginger cat
(CATS GASP)