Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Cheating bastard! I know. THEY LAUGH

Fucking purple.

You all right, mate?

Fucking hell! I know. Who's that?

Yeah, cos you asked me that, I had that in my pocket.

Um... What are you doing? Well, we... Ah-bu-bu!

Can you feel that? Can you feel it? What, the underfloor heating?

What a weird thing to say.

Are you an android? Like a Black Mirror episode.

If I annoy you or be a bit of a sort of smug twat,

Right, give me that.

Will you talk to me? Get off!

Oh, God. No, please, don't. I'll sort the dishwasher out.

And do you know what? I'm going to be a better fucking parent than you,

It's not a big deal. It's not the time.

No, I nicked it from work.

and he'd just find Mum sat there watching a clothes show...

We were just feeding Mr Meowgi.

Nic's been cooking all morning,

He's in his dinosaur... Fucking hell.

Who was it that she, um...

He loves it. Uh-huh.

and I've got a meeting tomorrow afternoon.

in the pizza oven in the back garden.

Yeah, I've got a meeting I need to be fresh for!

Unless it's with you.

Get a load of this.

Oh, she went to, um...

You look really fucking good. Shut up.

Imminent. That's right. I said it right.

Dinner is imminent. "Imminent"?