Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I thought freshman year was going to be my year,
[gasping] - Oh my god, Amy, you're the worst driver.
He was featured in an in-flight magazine, Maggie.
- Ooh, yeah, don't think that's gonna work out.
"Sorry my car wanted to smooch your car. Smiley face emoji."
- This cleanse is killing me.
- Yeah, so have I.
Did you know Mean Girls came out 18 years ago?
- Do you mind handing me one of those "oopsie cards"?
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- Abby, hi. Come in. Oh, no. Did you sneak out?
- Could never what? - Yeah, you get it.
- Um, so let's listen to some tunes, shall we?
- I think I'm... I'm okay. - Oh.
- Mmm. Like driving.
- Mm, that was actually helpful.
- What? Why? - She didn't say,
and then the visions started, and totally ruined my vibe.
That would be totally inappropriate.
- You can't mess up a teenager. That's their parents' job.
We owe her our guidance.
I wonder where I could find a mentor-like sitch.
- I'm terrible at meeting people. I don't know where I would even start.
- Ooh, okay. - ...if you'd like?
- Well, you can blame me all you want,
Tell your kid to stay away from my kid.