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which I guess makes him your stepdad.
♪ You could never make it in mine ♪
What's your mom gonna say when she hears what you were doing with that boy? Huh?
-[Dennis chuckles] -[Cloud sighs]
[Kate] Then that's two birds with one stone.
Can I smell your wine?
Oh, babe. Oh shit, I'm sorry, honey. Aw.
I see.
-Oh my God. -["Here" by Luscious Jackson playing]
I mean, it's more I'm worried.
[indistinct chatter]
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
You got this.
I'm… I'm angry. I'm… I'm out of control.
[Tully] Hey, where have you been?
Will they kick us out? I'm very excited about eating this appetizer platter.
[sighs]
And her life will never be the same.
I need this.
I have a gun,
-It goes up in the back. It's so shiny. -[Tully] I straightened it.
-What the fuck did you say to me, asshole? -Hey, back off, man. Seriously.
I don't know.
You're not afraid of a little shark, are you?
[chuckling] Right? Willing to do whatever it takes.
Huh. Well, you know what?
You're doing so great.
I'm afraid I don't follow.
I wanted to prove something to myself, or…
-[Eugene] For high school. -Yes.
-Thanks. -[Tully] Thank you.
[gasps] Dennis! It is Dennis, right? Ah! Dennis.
Hmm. Justine Jordan, shark hunter.
[intense music continues]
I loved your poem in the school paper,
-No. -[Tully] Yes.
Oh, no, thanks.
[suspenseful music playing]
You know,
-Dad, what the hell? -I'm so sorry.
[Tully breathes shakily]
I like how it was just you eating cereal.
-Tully Hart. -Uh…
In that little red dress she used to wear when she was four.
Oh my gosh. Oh!
Well, you can come visit me.
Not long to go now, sweetie.
Marah?
-Why not? -Because I can't.
Tully Hart here with another Girlfriend Minute.
Well… I'll just get down to brass tacks. I think we all know why we're here.
You just seem so tortured.
Guys, I have been getting so many emails from you
[Johnny] You do!
Why would I forget?
Fuck Johnny's brains out and make a million babies.
I know. Kate Moss lives upstairs. David Spade lives across the hallway.
Um, since when are you married?
Mmm. I told you she was just a little firecracker.
I've gotta run. I'll call you later. I've got a meeting with Wilson King.
[footsteps approaching]
Would you like some Sanka?
Yep, just… Oh. Okay.
And my mom's at Aunt Georgia's, so she can't pretend to bring us snacks
Well, I know an alleyway.
Bye.
[chuckle] Just like that on the spot.
[music fades out]
I mean, I know things have already changed a lot,
She said--
Oh, uh…