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Marah?
Yes, 100% we're kicking Sean out.
[breathing heavily]
First up, old business.
I figured after the way he treated me, it was a reasonable guess.
No, it's not.
But I think I'm gonna have to respectfully decline.
[man 1] There's a new pet.
Can't hear you.
-We're gonna be just fine. -Okay, okay, okay. Yes.
Oh, that.
sometimes I let them get in my head, throw me off balance.
I know you're telling anyone who'll listen that I need a shrink.
Uh…
[chuckles] Cloud, I'll talk to you later.
-[Tully] I can't believe you forgot that. -You're a liar. You're a big, fat liar.
I hate the term "daddy issues."
-[gasps] Oh my God! You look amazing. -[laughing] You look amazing!
Kate, good luck with Marah's game.
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
Truth is, I'm envious of you.
[Johnny exhales]
and, uh, I forgive them for their mistake. [chuckles]
-Hi, I'm Tully Hart. -I'm Dick Chapman.
and then I get my period.
It just… It just sounds so…
So you decide to escape to become, uh, someone else,
We can work through the nitty-gritty later.
I don't know what scares me more,
-Hooray for sober girlfriend time. -[Kate chuckles]
-♪ You've been beggin' ♪ -♪ Beggin' ♪
At least your ex-husband, who lives in your guest room,
And as I'm lying there bleeding in Iraq,
Thank you.
Can't. Don't have the resources. Anybody have anything else?
which leads directly into my gourmet kitchen
[Lisa-Karen] Put that back!
[Cloud] Get your fucking hands off my daughter.
[music continues, stops abruptly]
-I'm glad you're getting some Tully time. -[Kate sighs]
But I'll tell her myself, okay?
But the truth is, I love being a wife and a mother.
[inhales]
[knocking on door]
Yup.
-Hey, guess what, Katie bear? -[Kate] Hmm?
Um…
-But it's our tradition. -Dad, it's for kids.
♪ I could never make it in your house ♪
And once we pick the perfect outfit for today's outing,
with her ultimate spring-cleaning checklist.
[Tully chuckles] Thank you.
-I'm sorry I missed it. -[Marah] It's okay.
Put my back into it?
Well, I guess you'll see tomorrow.
-I'll put it down for next week's agenda. -[hammer thuds]
Please, throw a fish. [chuckles]
Yo, I knew Mr. G was an alky.
-[Kate] Please. -[Bud] Don't push me!
I can't do this.
♪ Just like a circle 'round the sun ♪
Thanks.
Shit, I can't even stay awake long enough to watch Saturday Night live.
Connor, what are you doing?
Snafus like delivering the wrong filmstrip to biology class last week
Don't worry. I'm just gonna say hi.
Oh, that old thing.
-We get Sean out and you in. Yeah. -Yes. [chuckles]
Do you got any booze in this place?
Now, as you all know,