Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's Jason Bourne.

What good is a leak if you can't tell me anything?

Right now, our biggest problem's his kid.

How did you... That song is amazing.

Wait, wait, wait!

I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes

'Cause we got somebody we want you to meet.

Big Momma! Catch!

Well, I'm into some illegalities at the moment.

My name is Hattie Mae Pierce, but everyone calls me Big Momma.

I totally understand. Your room is at the end of the hall.

You're making me better, see

You just gonna hurt these innocent children?

Mia, what's going on?

You're making me better, see

Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up

You look different, all right.

The guy for me definitely does not exist.

And now you know just how I flow and it goes

I got to start trusting you in your decisions.

I've infiltrated tougher circles than a posse of gossipy teenage girls.

My heart starts to pound

Seriously? Yeah.

Me? Oh, thank you! Sure!

Shut your mouth!

...Jasmine Lee!

This is my fault.

Really? Show me. Yeah.

I can see straight to the Promised Land.

I won't let him. All right? All I got to do is get that flash drive.

The music box. That's what Canetti was trying to tell you.

None-ya damn business!

Chill-ax. Okay?

'Cause you are all I need

Come on. Come on!

What do you mean? We're sharing.

I don't understand to have

Before I leave Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

I need more pastels.

I don't think so

But on a dance floor kinda situation

Wait a minute. Is that the Tempts?

My birthday cake was four lit matches in a Twinkie.

Just rub it in!

Canetti, can you hear me?

You're beautiful!

Charmaine'll just stay with her Big Momma.

Where are we going?

Yeah. Ambush him at his grind. I'm feeling you.

Knees over the toes.

Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh

Makes me feel this way

'Cause when I leave for the night I ain't coming back

Smooth with the lady Especially Big Momma

When the dancer becomes the dance

You know, it's weird that you would say that.

What they talkin' 'bout? My girls

Trent. Your car's back there.

Doing a bid in Lompoc. Dealing.

Haley... You... You're...

Aw, come on, Malcolm, look at this. Look.

You could have been killed! What were you thinking?

'Cause they hear we got swagger

Namaste. But I can come down there

I'm not 18 yet,

Without a scholarship, I'm out.

We have never once had a full-figured model.

Well, it's two to the right.

What on earth do you mean, Big Momma? This is a fine art class.

I did something else.

There. Watch me work my magic now.

They didn't steal the bird!

I'm not going for Haley. I mean... No.

This ain't even my type of art.

so I'm gonna need you to sign this contract.

And Mrs. Orth from Movement says that I need to listen to my inner voice,

I had no lines, but I was good. No?

It's all about us when we out there

Not really worth much, but it's sentimental.

But don't be trying to holler at me when you're singing along

I mean, um, it's so diverse here.

Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no

All right, all right.

Take off the fat suit. I want to check you for weapons.

See? It's not totally there yet.

I'm Haley Robinson.

You wearing a wire?

But I heard them say that Isabelle's gonna bring it in her bag.

What about the flash drive?

I doubt it. It's been there for so long.

unless they're a size negative zero,

Tell him you're a friend of Big Momma's