Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And if I don't have the contract signed in five days,

All right, then Mexico. But not Cabo! It's gotten way too touristy.

I just feel like I deserve them.

Like Aunt Yorima used to say,

Thinks he's all that and then some?

Loves me better than you

No, no... Kurtis Kool!

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

There's no later. Haley.

Go ahead and call them girls And bring a couple friends

Don't think I can't hang I party all night long

Yo! It's Trent!

Tonight, I'ma fight Till we see the sunlight

I'm sorry. I was wrong to think we could pull this off.

Do you have a free period?

My heart, it pounds Yeah, you got me

Hey, he's not a narc, he's a fed.

Welcome to your new home.

All right. What do you want, Nicky?

All right, this family hour has to end. I'm going to throw up.

Hurry up, it's a fire!

Said if I testified against him, I could walk.

Talks about himself in the third person

what is your type?

you're my high priestess of delight.

He just shot that guy right in front of me.

What's up? We cool now?

Boom shaka-laka-laka! Boom shaka-laka!

That's fine Besides, who knew I could rap?

Well, look at the wallpaper! It's so nice!

But it's noisy.

He looked at me and he said...

but your cousin is the last kind of guy I'd ever hook up with.

Yeah, and, um, I'm his business partner.

Crawford. Yeah, Malcolm.

The life that's in me

Trent! Hey, Malcolm.

You want to come and play?

I was the brother with the dope shammy in the car wash.

They're the best artists. They run this place.

I'm embarrassing you?

His name is Trent. Hottie. Buff. Right?

Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh

Well, how about tonight, then?

sweet, slow, lingering kisses.

Oh, no, girl. No, I'm saying that's exactly Trent.

Hattie Mae Pierce at your service, but you can call me Big Momma.

Just stay with him. See if he leads you to the father.

and he, uh, doesn't know how to deal with it.

Excuse me, but shouldn't I be eating some grapes,

'Cause I was thinking, what if they don't give me the money?

And your homework is to go berserk

You idiots! How could you lose him?

Then take him. We'll kill him later.

I'm, uh... I'm at the library.

"I did something else."

All right, but stay in your room and away from those girls.

What they talkin' 'bout? You'll see

It's time for a new pose. Artists, grab a new canvas.

For real. That's some Nazi Germany shnizzle.

I don't understand

I've been all over the world, but you know

You know Jasmine Lee and Isabelle Parada?

Doesn't make sense,

What they talkin' 'bout? Yeah, me

My name is Kurtis Kool Ol' hip-hop player

Oh, yes. You e-mailed your résumé for the house mother position.

Okay, everyone. We are assembled tonight to welcome our newest Diva.

It has enough dirt on Chirkoff to put him away forever.

Miss Gail, this is my great-niece,

Fine! If I gotta be a chick, can I at least be a cute one?

See? That's why I keep you on payroll.

Listen to the beat Tell you how the word goes

Two to the left. Now freak with it.

Worse than the rooster.

Okay, I'm going to give you to the count of three.

that the flash drive's still inside it.

Yeah, we'll blow everyone away!

Hey, have you seen a girl...

And so is the music box.

And we in the place and we on a case

Besides, if Mia is spinning us,

You got what they want?

Show us what you got.

Ain't nobody Loves me better

Big Momma, we haven't scheduled any interviews, let alone...

Sounds like a good deal to me

Come on. It's a mind-body retreat.

Now you get out there and break a leg, and make Big Momma proud.

Oh. And by the way,

Oh, these boys wanna learn their lesson

Look, if anything goes wrong, get out of there.

telling girls that they won't be happy

Kurtis Kool, meet my great-niece, Charmaine.

I'm gonna need a shrink after this, you realize that?

I hope I'm not being too personal, but have you tried Spanx?

So help me, Trent, if you're falling for that Haley girl...

So, tell me once again.

Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late. These poetry readings always run long.

It's all about us when we out there

I was doing what girls do, okay?

Wrapped in that sheet, you look like Aphrodite.

I heard them say they're meeting someone near the library tonight.

He's a lyrical miracle, baby

Oh! That Jasmine and Isabelle.

That's "stolen."

And she is mighty fine.

Wow, that was fun! Let's do it again.

These girls, they're starting to think I'm on their side.

That's what a narc would say.

What they talkin' 'bout? Yeah, me

Come on, man! Come on!

Can I keep the boobs?

Could this get any better?

You're an entire conglomerate of badness!

No! Ain't no FBI!

We bought hair dye at Walgreens

I'm a lyrical miracle