Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Trying to act all growed up.

She should probably rest her eyes

Oh, right, right.

You'll be on the same floor as your peers.

Child? That there is no meal.

Double-ply? A public school can afford double-ply

I will get to your house when I get to your house!

Drop-topping Playing our favorite CDs

You know I'm hot, I get it poppin' So they sayin'

Yo, call him and tell him we found our boy.

So? So that's your dream!

Right? I'm talking about fire, man!

Oh, come on, Big Momma, let it all hang out!

Holding something hot.

At the poetry jam, uh,

and thinks that every girl on the planet is after him?

You've got to sign my contract.

Just Kurtis Kool.

Sir, your wife is in complete isolation for the next 72 hours.

I know. Fashion show!

Hey, have you heard from Trent? He better be here soon.

Okay. Fair enough.

I'm ready to rise and grind and shine for socializin', enterprisin'

All right? All right.

You act like you're the man.

You got into Duke today. You're a Blue Devil now!

All right, all right. I had to get dressed! What is all this...

and the directions were in Spanish.

Well, you watch me. I quit!

Definitely not that!

IM me if you change your mind.

Then you put your charms around me

You've been Momma-fied.

"It's in the music."

Yeah, an octave.

The temperature rocks, we so hot

May I help you?

Let me give you my card.

That'd be shameful.

That's why I like doing this move.

Especially when you're packin' a supersized

How about we hang out after your big show?

And we so fly 'cause we don't care

Yeah, he's a lyrical miracle, baby

I almost hit him!

This Delanté? Yeah.

Mmm-hmm. Right hand, blue.

Are you invited guests?

Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go to work.

And I thought he recognized my talent, knew who the Prodi-G was.

You know, body shapers.

The temperature rocks, we so hot

And you were starting to convince me.

Yeah, and right now I just want to put it away and get out of here,

But I'm talking swimming pools. You feeling private security.

I think the girls lifted it.

You guys have to see.

Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no

Look, I can't do this right now.

She's a maniac, maniac...

I told her to bring it tonight so that we could put it back.

So, you got, like, a boyfriend or anything?

Go, Momma! Go, Momma! Go, Momma! Go, Momma!

So this was just some kind of job?

What you talking? That's terrible!

I'll be right back!

You know, heat of the moment,

Because the Prodi-G is still a minor.

Go away! Look, let me explain.

You a difficult child, Charmaine Daisy Pierce.

Left foot, red.

The kid's with the girl, they're in the library.

I just want to bite you! Kurtis!

You know I'm hot, I get it poppin' So they sayin'

Uh, you gentlemen...

Trent's not going to make it.

Actually, I'll take the drive!

And grand plié!

Don't be surprised when I lose your tax refund!

Oh, okay. Well, um...

How's the leg, boss? The leg's fine!

Like you said, these girls need role models.

Oh, no. No, Big Momma's a wine cooler woman.

It's in a safe place where no one will ever look, so don't worry about it.

It's kind of hard being new on the block

Tonight, I'ma fight till we see the sunlight

They have an opening for a house mother.

Sorry, Big Momma.

Honey, it's me who's gonna help you,

That's not the half!

Scratch and Rembrandt, they're like, I don't know, one's tall, one's short.

Let's talk, now. Uh-uh.

You telling me to be nice I don't think so