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Yeah, you did.
Yo, Robinson.
Stand up.
Jasmine, head up.
Don't be shy.
Turn!
"Break night." Yeah.
And afterward, I'm going to have a double cheeseburger
We so fly 'cause we don't care
Hey, Haley. Hey, girl.
Come here! Come here!
Give your girl some love.
Damn!
Look, don't shoot the kids, all right?
How entertaining.
What?
I'm peeping one fly Zulu queen! Mmm!
Drop it.
or anyone who knows anything about this, come forward
He'll give you an autograph just to get rid of you.
Duke University! Boo-ya!
Anyway, Charmaine is a little under the weather right now.
I don't know. I don't know who I am.
Trust me, I'm a seasoned FBI agent.
Yeah
Call the FBI, ask for Agent Crawford.
Georgia Girls School for the Arts.
Quiet! Quiet!
I'm so incredible They're forgettable, bye-bye
I like that. You know, "Oooh!"
Ooh!
Only business you have here is none-ya.
She's only with me because of some family problems.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our annual Showcase!
Ooh. Sit down with such lovely young ladies.
Left hand, green!
So I strongly suggest that the guilty party,
Wait
You knew I took the rooster and you didn't narc me out.
Me, too.
No way.
I got no time for no wack dudes
But I really need to work on expanding my range,
But it's all an act, you know why?
Well, just typical BS, you know.
Back at you, H-bomb.
Yeah, we hop on it Yeah, we hop on it
You blew your cover. And you lied to me about it!
Steam Clean Carpet Service.
Shut up.
What?
"No child left behind."
and those poor, house motherless girls you got
You certainly do.
well, that just distorts our body image!
My late husband Othar taught me how to use it
before you scare someone.
Say what?
YOU PROBABLY READ ABOUT IT IN THE NEWSPAPER
Whoo! Sweet Jesus.
The Promenade was hot the day I saw you.
"Sorry" don't mean squat from a two-timing dog!
Listen, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
Show us what you got. Show us what you got.
Tomorrow night.
You putting on this front of toughness.
Funny. Very funny.
Oh. No, look, forget college, man.
What are you talking about? It's just some old music box.
Yeah, we hop on it Yeah, we hop on it
I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Well, back in the day, I used to run the ropes for Run-DMC.
I can't resist your sweet surrender
Huh? Think about that.
Child, I see who you are on the inside.
I know how to find them.
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
Dad.
You know, I realize there's no rush to greatness.
This is nothing like that.
And if he don't,
I'm just saying, this is my big break, man!
Just do it. I'll explain it to you later.
Freak with it. That's right.
What are we doing, sacrificing an animal or something?
Uh, girl, something just came up! I'll be right back.
This is making me nauseous.
I can't wait to see this.
Hey! Baby
The Prodi-G, he's been known to go on personal retreats
I want him dead.
Come on, I want to take you somewhere.
called The Freshman Class, right?
Oh, no. We don't want to put you out.
See you guys later. See you guys.
She's having hot flashes. Go ahead, girl, show us what you got!
It's all about the mix, yeah, the combination
Well, I got a lot of rolls, but they're not exactly the kind...
I have something you could try on.
I crossed the line I'm wrong to lie
Two girls in one night.
I mean, you're not hot.
Child, I did not say that.
I don't understand.
I'm starving!
And some shrimp in the backyard. That's a woman!
Ain't nobody
I'll make you mine
Oh. Well...
All right. Take it easy. Take it easy. I'll show you everything.
Loves me better Makes me happy
Yeah, I got you, Chocolate. Go ahead.
How many times do I gotta say I'm sorry?
No, I think you're probably a very intelligent man.
FBI! Pull over, now!
Oh? Well, what kind?
I'll be back for a second set, a'ight?
Hey, it's good to see you again.
Yeah, you are all I need
It's Kurtis. I'm out front.
Don't let them do a clean version for Walmart.
Son, I was thinking, your moms doesn't need to know everything.
Oh, any ol' girl will do.
Which he uses to spy on me.
Well, the name is Hattie Mae Pierce,