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Don't you eyeball me, girl.
Ah, yes. Well, we do pride ourselves on diversity.
These bobby pins don't stay put.
Let me satisfy that curiosity.
Janet had all the dirt. And I'm their Janet!
I knew she was a narc.
You die a little.
And here's the 411 you probably didn't get on your tour.
The exchange is tonight, 11 :00 p.m.
she's probably gonna bust that little vein in her forehead.
Okay. All right.
Excuse me.
You're funny.
It's all about the body The moves you makin'
I ain't no narc.
What they talkin' 'bout? You'll see
They were here. I gotta believe they're coming back.
We're just gonna lay low until I can get my hands on it.
I'm not talking to you.
Bounce!
Before you know it, you'll be bosom buddies.
Look at you, boy. Look at you.
but once you get to know him,
You think the Jackson 5 gave Papa Joe information? No.
Quick-witted, better get with it, stay sick with it
I'm a senior.
Great. So, I'll see you in a few.
Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up
Hello? All girls school?
One.
Oh, girl, you want this one?
just release it as a double jam.
Be nice.
Oh, my God!
to get close to Haley.
What they talkin' 'bout? My girls
Towel girl was nice.
Come on. Come on. Malcolm!
I mean, come on. How you gonna hide a swag as big as this?
and I got to bring in my own Sweet'N Low?
He has an important job in the government.
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
Prima ballerinas can't have any booty. There's a law or something.
Anthony Canetti? That's it.
I just brought the beauty outside.
Juilliard, Berklee, Peabody and Oberlin.
My palpitations!
Come on.
Dude, you are all kinds of freaky!
They probably already ran your tags.
How about that one right there?
Oh, Papa Gotta do it proper
Okay. All right, all right. Just relax.
Oh, come on. No, I don't get down like that.
Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk
Oh, well...
Attention, everyone! Give...
The party don't start till I walk in
I'm going to hide you.
I just want to be the one to make you feel amazing
Oh, God!
You think I'm stupid, huh? You think I'm a stupid man.
if I could get a peek around the library.
Wait up!
What you talking about, girl? I like a woman with a little
These words I'm speaking got me going crazy
My rent due My Nutz due
Vibin' out to an old-school jam
But it's a rooster.
Remember, it'd be two to the right,
In age only.
Kurtis Kool.
lights out time, 8:00 p.m.
Go ahead, call her.
Now you listen to me, Tinker Bell.
What they talkin' 'bout? You'll see
Big Momma?
Looking fine today, Haley. Yes, she is.
Listen. I suggest you get this bird back to St. Ignatius
Put the bag in the car.
Get in the truck. Okay, okay!
Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
We're still here, all right? That's what matters.
What? I'm gonna tell you what don't make sense.
Haley!
It's shameful.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mmm-hmm. I like to read.
Me and you together ain't worth losin'
Look. This flash drive got evidence that'd put away some really bad people.
against one of our own, which will not be tolerated!
Well, all right. Shed a little light.
He has got to love you for all the stuff you can't buy in no store.
I ain't going to no lame college
Hi.
Shoot, I grew up so poor,
Talk to me.
seeing as how my life is pretty much ruined!
We can't go home. So, what, then?
Exactly. And that means every new student
Tuck it! Right over there.
a terrible stereotype.
You heard me! Eighty!
You mind? Do you mind?
Haley, come on!
Hey!
Loves me better
Mia, this is your new house mother, Big Momma,
Keep talking about the guy you like
Oh, I'm okay. I mean, I can do light comedy, like Sandra Bullock.
When the beat's on No matter where
I'm on Fleet Street, come on
Yeah.
You've never taken off that dress.
I like to get out. As a man, it's like...
Young man.
What the hell?
Motownopoly. Let's play.
You just saw Chirkoff murder someone.
My name is Kurtis Kool
Yeah...
This is our inner sanctum.
Weird.
No, he didn't sign it yet.
What they talkin' 'bout? My girls
Where's my witness protection plan?
Girl, you need a hug!
Thank God my dad's an orthodontist.
Freak with it. Freak with it, freak with it.
Only the mailman touches the mail.
Speed it up? Yeah.