Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Juilliard, Berklee, Peabody and Oberlin.

Okay. All right, all right. Just relax.

Freak with it. Freak with it, freak with it.

Mia, this is your new house mother, Big Momma,

When the beat's on No matter where

My name is Kurtis Kool

Attention, everyone! Give...

Only the mailman touches the mail.

What they talkin' 'bout? You'll see

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mmm-hmm. I like to read.

Loves me better

They were here. I gotta believe they're coming back.

These words I'm speaking got me going crazy

Great. So, I'll see you in a few.

I knew she was a narc.

Tuck it! Right over there.

What they talkin' 'bout? My girls

Dude, you are all kinds of freaky!

I'm on Fleet Street, come on

Towel girl was nice.

This is our inner sanctum.

I just want to be the one to make you feel amazing

He's a lyrical miracle, baby

I'm going to hide you.

Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up

He has an important job in the government.

You think I'm stupid, huh? You think I'm a stupid man.

What you talking about, girl? I like a woman with a little

He has got to love you for all the stuff you can't buy in no store.

Anthony Canetti? That's it.

but once you get to know him,

Quick-witted, better get with it, stay sick with it

Prima ballerinas can't have any booty. There's a law or something.

Oh, Papa Gotta do it proper

I just brought the beauty outside.

Motownopoly. Let's play.

Where's my witness protection plan?

We're just gonna lay low until I can get my hands on it.

Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy

I ain't no narc.

Look at you, boy. Look at you.

Thank God my dad's an orthodontist.

Before you know it, you'll be bosom buddies.

Hello? All girls school?

Janet had all the dirt. And I'm their Janet!

Well, all right. Shed a little light.

And here's the 411 you probably didn't get on your tour.

I ain't going to no lame college

You've never taken off that dress.

What they talkin' 'bout? You'll see

a terrible stereotype.

Looking fine today, Haley. Yes, she is.

just release it as a double jam.

Put the bag in the car.

You think the Jackson 5 gave Papa Joe information? No.

How about that one right there?

My palpitations!

No, he didn't sign it yet.

Now you listen to me, Tinker Bell.

I like to get out. As a man, it's like...

Ah, yes. Well, we do pride ourselves on diversity.

against one of our own, which will not be tolerated!

The exchange is tonight, 11 :00 p.m.

I'm not talking to you.

Get in the truck. Okay, okay!

I mean, come on. How you gonna hide a swag as big as this?

Vibin' out to an old-school jam

My rent due My Nutz due

Go ahead, call her.

Oh, come on. No, I don't get down like that.

Don't you eyeball me, girl.

Come on. Come on. Malcolm!

she's probably gonna bust that little vein in her forehead.

Listen. I suggest you get this bird back to St. Ignatius

You just saw Chirkoff murder someone.

and I got to bring in my own Sweet'N Low?

Shoot, I grew up so poor,

Oh, girl, you want this one?

But it's a rooster.

We're still here, all right? That's what matters.

Me and you together ain't worth losin'

Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk

You mind? Do you mind?

Haley, come on!

They probably already ran your tags.

Exactly. And that means every new student

Oh, I'm okay. I mean, I can do light comedy, like Sandra Bullock.

It's all about the body The moves you makin'

seeing as how my life is pretty much ruined!

We can't go home. So, what, then?

What? I'm gonna tell you what don't make sense.

What they talkin' 'bout? My girls

Look. This flash drive got evidence that'd put away some really bad people.

Speed it up? Yeah.

if I could get a peek around the library.

to get close to Haley.

Girl, you need a hug!

You die a little.

lights out time, 8:00 p.m.

These bobby pins don't stay put.

Let me satisfy that curiosity.

The party don't start till I walk in

Keep talking about the guy you like

Okay. All right.

Remember, it'd be two to the right,

You heard me! Eighty!