Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got a better game than that.

Thank you. Excuse me.

It's perfect, right?

Big Momma don't be getting butt naked for nobody!

Beautiful thing.

Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh

Mmm-hmm. He loves you, girl.

Charmaine told me you were a beautiful, great girl.

Scratch and Rembrandt are my family.

That means he's gonna kill me?

called the Cleveland Shuffle.

let me tell you something about Charmaine Daisy Pierce.

The senior society of GGSA's best artists.

What the hell is a grown man doing with a damn rooster?

No, I do! I have friends and I have school...

Oh, don't shoot.

You know, they give you the smoothing without the, um, extra padding.

I will watch over those girls like they were my own.

Oh, oh, oh, ohhh!

You are the air that I breathe

You're gonna go up a little higher. You know what I mean?

Please, do me a favor. Don't help.

I mean, but if you sing it, I can catch a vibe and I can have a dope mix tape

Great. I'm being followed by a fat lady in a driver's ed car!

Look here, Big Momma, I got a couple St. Ides on ice back at the crib.

And what kind of school is this?

I can call you back.

I lied to you and everything. I'm sorry, Dad.

You wanna get in my pants I don't think so

All the boys, they stop and stare

Child, don't you know cheap hair dye is like an old man?

You think you might have a chance I don't think so

What is wrong with you? Your life's in danger

What's up? How you doing?

Canetti brought a dummy flash.

Wardrobe malfunction!

Swing low, sweet...

Yeah, well, I know no phone calls allowed,

He figured out how to hit the target

but everybody calls me Big Momma.

And he likes long,

Which is still missing, by the way.

and the loudest one's always screaming, "Delanté's pulling away!"

You must be our new student, Charmaine.

There's a music box in the library and now it's missing.

must dance, act or sing for their supper.

You saved my boy. Thank you, man.

I'm okay, I'm okay.

All my girls in the spot You know what's up

Get out of our way. We have business here.

He was thinking about going to the Showcase tomorrow.

and this is her niece, Charmaine, your new classmate.

But thank you, Jesus, for now!

You're so amazing with words.

Does Haley like you better as a girl or a boy?

Let's get it poppin', baby You know how we do it in here

We find Turner, we find the flash drive.

No, refresh my memory.

I think you should be our model.

Well, she looks so skinny,

Chirkoff must have gotten to Kurtis Kool

Yep. That's right, Big Momma. This is fine art.

No offense, Charmaine,

You're going to go out there and you're gonna be great.

Wherever he laid his hat was his home

Tonight, I'ma fight till we see the sunlight

We'll talk about that later. But right now, I need this.

Sure, he can be all puffed up on the outside,

I'd love you to come.

Yeah, I like that, I like that.

You know, she's right. Nothing's worth living with those demon spawn!

Charmaine, you're late for class. Now get to ballet.

She gets a little emotional. Who the hell is Delanté?

Oh, they wanna know They've been asking questions

Good. Come shopping with me.

Hey! Oh, you can wear this.

You don't want it to all hang out!

Very qualified, but I think...

I'm automatic, a rap fanatic Let me do my thing

You know what? I think I got somebody I could hook you up with, girl.

I need to speak to my wife, Sherrie.

Just give me what I want. Whoa, whoa.

Damn. I mean...

Anyway, they're having a thing for me

Killer step. If I just had one more chance.

You can have that.

but I think that I'm just going to go.

I'm undercover. FBI. Now give me the damn bag.

let's just hope that if it is the music box,

There are boys backstage.

Now, I know we have a tradition of pranks.

Quick-witted, better get with it, stay sick with it

Let go of me! Come on.

from our library's special collection.

You make me complete

Every time I try to meet somebody, it's ding-a-ling-a-ling!

Whenever you come around

Oh, my gosh, there they are!

YO MAMA BOTTOM TEXT

You've probably seen him perform at the Promenade.

Now, listen. Get back in costume.

He just doesn't want to get hurt.