Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

a Japanese body pillow.
What?
Thursday, December 30th.
Hey, you got home late.
Oh, boy.
I was wrong, sir!
It's a voicemail.
And it was incredible.
That's where I'm meeting them later!
I'm saying yes to life!
Uh-duh-duh.
and destructive answering machine message.
Liz, do you know how hard it was
Jack, are you coming in?
Because you spilled orange soda on the couch?
It will be like The Da Vinci Code.
but it's just some loser taking a picture of his kid.
But maybe that's enough for a first step, okay?
No, no, no.
Oh!
Probably having beach sex.
Next message.
You and I pretend that we met while filming a movie called
Just get in the house, Randy.
And on New Year's Eve, I think I got Angie pregnant.
Jonathan.
Liz.
Jet Propulsion, You Open This Door Right Now!
I've got to erase that message.
You can stop.
Kimiko taught me that.
Okay, that's it.
Is your 2010 off to a good start?
Which is the third best sex after elevator and White House.
is going into a closet and switching clothes
Doing it awesome.
Sometimes, at work.