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I've got to erase that message.
Kimiko taught me that.
It's a voicemail.
You and I pretend that we met while filming a movie called
Sometimes, at work.
and destructive answering machine message.
Liz.
Which is the third best sex after elevator and White House.
is going into a closet and switching clothes
Liz, do you know how hard it was
Next message.
Probably having beach sex.
Just get in the house, Randy.
And on New Year's Eve, I think I got Angie pregnant.
But maybe that's enough for a first step, okay?
Hey, you got home late.
Oh, boy.
Is your 2010 off to a good start?
What?
Jack, are you coming in?
It will be like The Da Vinci Code.
I was wrong, sir!
Thursday, December 30th.
And it was incredible.
Doing it awesome.
I'm saying yes to life!
No, no, no.
That's where I'm meeting them later!
Oh!
You can stop.
Uh-duh-duh.
Because you spilled orange soda on the couch?
Jet Propulsion, You Open This Door Right Now!
a Japanese body pillow.
but it's just some loser taking a picture of his kid.
Okay, that's it.
Jonathan.