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That seems Kind of strange.
Is this for me?
There has to be Some sexual tension.
Uh, excuse me, miss. Could you move the veil?
I'm just gonna Dig right in.
Well, we could. You know,
Lilith sendin' That mailgram.
People who spend Any amount of time With each other
I took a long, hard Look at myself.
Oh, Instant's fine.
Into A "bash lilith" party.
Just yell "surprise."
And get him undressed,
My hair's all frizzy, But what the heck?
Well, it feels good
No, no. Impossible.
Blah, blah, blah.
Well, i really don't Want this to degenerate
"Resourceful."
Put him in bed, Let him sleep it off
And i've been sayin' Some pretty bitter things,
But i remember How depressed i was
What can we do To cheer him up?
Let's just forget It ever happened, Ok?
No, no. You don't Have to go home.
You are a very Attractive man,
[Doorbell chimes]
If you walk with A quarter wedged Between your knees,
You're worth it, Buddy.
A little sleazy If you ask me,
Well, i'm not married now.
I'm a grown man. I'm an adult.
Listen, sam, uh...
It's just that Seein' you in my home,
So i'm gonna let this Do the talkin' for me.