Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can be your father, Dawson,

- No, I've just had a lot on my mind lately.

I get engrossed in the Weather Channel which isn't likely.

- Half of the prize money. You can use it for art classes or whatever.

you've got to keep an open mind, and no judging.

- No I'm not. You just want me to be.

I mean, I don't think I have the time right now. I, I mean,

- What's so funny?

Um, this is for you.

but this isn't exactly a transition that I'm thrilled to make.

- If you want some editorial advice, Dawson, no happy ending.

- Hey Dawson...

Well, maybe that's just because your only considering the outcomes,

- Shh! Yes for the tenth time.

- Yeah, um, it's a possibility. Unless, of course,

- Maybe we should go inside.

Now, we have some other specials tonight

Heroes are made, not born.

This is a check for $2500 to finance our next movie.

- You know me, I'm a sucker for happy endings.

- Please, let's just go home now, okay?

There's no hero here, Andie. I am a joke.

But just because I'm finally enjoying myself,

- Mind if I have these extra pepperonis?