Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Judge likes to see homos naked?
For some reason, and I have no idea why,
Listen up Detectives
What happened, man?
and we will continue the... The fascinating saga
You got a hemi Balls to the wall
I told them, Meteor. You had my back.
you were telling us that you were covered in crap,
Why don't you go practice falling down. I'll be there in a minute.
Don't you get it, man? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal.
Shit’ll buff out
Everyone said they don't want me around (on their team) -Greenz
Their car was hit by a passin' truck, a hit-and-run.
When
Maybe one day unicef will get into the roof rack business
That’s a big 10-4 That’s a big 10-4
Now that's day-one stuff.
I got the poo on me
I'd floated all the way to North Dakota.
He has no idea that Brandy even likes him.
or one single Whistling Kitty Chaser?
THAT’S A BIG 10-4
XOXO
I am alway nice to you Joe Dirt
No Way I'd Ever Sell You, Meteor. Not In A Million Years.
We can have sex.
Honky Lighters, Husker Du's, Husker Don'ts,
you..show me them boobies
Keep on keepin on
I could tell you were an outlaw.
Life's a garden. Dig it.
- What? - Yeah.
Van Halen not Van Hagar
Yeah maybe one day unicef will get into the sled deck business
for my search at a local grade school.
That's right. Let's go.
$5. That's mine now.
Right here, guys. There he is.
Dang. These are yours?
Yeah, man. That's definitely what we should do. That's the right thing.
How exactly does the Posi-Trac rear end on a Plymouth work? It just does.
But anyway, did you get the names you wanted?
Dude, you were eating off it.
Its just An old crapper tank
I got myself a real important job in advertising.
You just finished lineman school and the sticker on your truck says llineman Don’t try to church it up son, don’t you mean grunt
Where's Brandy?
Yes. Silvertown. You make it sound like the most wonderful place.
"I'll be back in a few days."
Like this one guy I fostered out to for about a month,
Uncle Jimbo be like: I'm cool.... Milo: No you're not....
Hey, Dirt! I thought I told you, buddy,
and get you a whaa-burger and some French cries!
- It's Brandy? Like, the Brandy? - Yes!
Coleman in the z06
And the answer for me was that I had a home all along,
Hey, man, you done with that apple core?
I’m looking for Kendra Barlet
I came up here to check up on you, and, well, I met Gert B. Frobe.
When she sees my van I could tell you were an outlaw
porn
Bubba don't want you around
Look .
My inlaws
I mean, Maybe one day unicef will get into the surplus lines filing business
You want it or not!?
And this door opened in my head, and all at once I understood everything.
She's your sister, dude. She's gotta be! And you made out with her, man!
New York City ... I mean Kansas
Now, you know, except for the ratty 'stache and the pork chops,
It aint a meteor
Might as well ask Why is a tree good? Why's sunset good? why are boobs good?
You know what we need?
You know, last night when I went home, rented The Andromeda Strain,
they had cameras.
This thing's a Hemi.
Like age progression and...
Why don’t you go practice falling down. I’ll be there in a minute.
Check, one, two. Testing, testing.
- The gator show's about to start. - Yeah.
Dad?
Green Park Dentistry. Walk in welcome
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Saga Of Joe dirt
This is a business not a charity. Maybe one day unicef will get into the trash industry. Until then were the people see.
You should see my girlfriend. You'd shit yourself.
Might as well ask Why is a tree good? Why's sunset good? why are boobs good?
Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
If you find them, are you gonna tell 'em what happened to you?
how my text sounds when typing fast...
Man, we're gonna get so busted! Let's get out of here!
out there in California,
Jenn Show me them boobies
YOU KNOW I MEAN MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE MECHANICAL ENGINEERING BUSINESS BUT UNTIL THEN WE HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN
Home. Wh-What’s that?
One, two, three, go.
Hey, Carson, how big's your Johnny?
looking for tourists who might have photos of my folks.
I thought I had broken my ass bone...
I'm your cousin! I'm your cousin!
That Thing With The Dog Is Comin' Off A Little Fruity
Brandy, get your ass in the kitchen and fire up that stove.
So, now I got to span the country to find all these people,
Gravitron, Himalaya, Dragon Coaster,
That's why we were so crazy when we lost him.
Six hundred, man, that's more than I paid for the whole car!
My foot's stuck, see? See, my foot's stuck?
Nthe rambler wagon Is a rare car
Auto Trader!
I need you to give me the records
But just for laughs, let's see how much you're worth.
CHRIS NOBODY WANTS YOU AROUND
Come on. You're supposed to be good at tracking stuff, man.
Clem, you asshole. Are you alive?
booijsj? what do you want borkrtrt? feed the botanicularya
Our baby's home.
Well, afraid not.
That's not what I heard.
I GOT THE POO ON ME!
I guess this is the place for the bat house tour
that I was meant to find my parents.
Liberos always being hated on
I got these two sticks
You gotta get down from there, brother. You don't wanna do this.
And I've got to figure out a way to sell more fireworks.
It puts the lotion on its skin, now!
No!
because Gert's asked me to marry him.
Where’s your Tesla? Um, I, uh…
Pretty much, man. It's a long story, actually.
Guy likes to see homos naked. That don't help me.
Well I see you got the milk and warts But where's the good stuff man
Okay, class, let's hear what these results are.
And we were together.
You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?
How does a vaccine work? It just does!
Come home, Joe, so I can take care of you.
There's something metal sticking out of the ground.
I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get in the draft hosting business
Robby, I only have enough money for me and Joe.
It puts the lotion on its skin!
Rule number one, I'm number one.
Jesse: "huh???"
No matter what, good things'll come my way.
- Baby! What do we do? - We got to do something,
What a freak! You're going to hell man!
Explaining Mike to people Who've never met him
When I was with Charlie, I didn't miss that moon so much.
The Dodge Stealth
I
That there’s a big ‘ole pile of poopey Ya see the nose ring? Dead giveaway.
None of that pussy Skoal, right, Dad?
Folks, grab the kids.
Scat! Get out of here!
Yeah, she’s cool. Anyway, so there I was.
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the warehouse business Until then we're the guys to see
‪Well, say it, don't spray it, brother! Dang‬
Donnie T is this where you wanna be
YOUR MY SISTER
This here’s rocky and he ain’t no puppy
Someone shoves an M-80 up a bullfrog's butt, blows him to pieces, he comes back to you to fix it. You win twice, brother. It's good biz.
- You guys want to play bumper pool? - No.
Balls to wall Wall
of everybody who toured the Grand Canyon on them buses
Maybe one day uniceff will get into the electrical business Till then where the people to see
No you’re not
He killed all them, too.
I DONT WANT TO SEE UPU FOR ANOTHER 25 YEARS
So, it's not my fault.
Let's go down there.