Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I saw your bumper sticker... "Cow patties should replace gold as currency"

- That's not what I heard. - Is Clem all right?

No more of that weak shit, right Bill?

Well, well, well, the famous Brandy, Tokyo Rose of the trailer park.

Is this heresy? Is this heresy? What’s up?! What’s up?!

You parked illegally in a handicap spot Do it again, I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

Feast your eyes on a feast of smoke.

The first week at your new job

You do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

When Rent a center come knocking

Hey, retard, you aren't worth it.

This is a Business, Not a Charity. Maybe one day Unicef will get into the Commercial diswasher business, till then, I'm the guy to see

I mean, never putting the moves on Brandy...

Even worse, 4% said the dog was too hot for you.

I’m your cousin, I’m your cousin Deeper cuz deeper

Yeah, man. That little boy, that's me.

"You can't have 'no' in your heart,"

Well, it ain't a "beat"

All aberration radio, all the time.

It’s Beef Stroganoff Don’t try and church it up 1SG

Red Hot Chili - Peppers suck

Is this heresy? Is this heresy? What’s up?! What’s up?!

Hey, how exactly is a rainbow made?

Joe, there's somethin' you should think about.

You towards Alcohol the day of a bad hangover

I’m your sister I’m your sister

She's sick of all your crap. She's sick of helpin' you.

But maybe you'll find your wife in heaven.

if it isn't dirty Joe Dirt.

Hey, Mister, you know the people who live here, Nunamaker?

That Jordan Love thing? There's not much to tell.

And just then, all the tumblers fell into place.

- What a wuss. - I mean, you aren't... Worth it.

They're available for purchase.

I just pour a little water on here. Now, you hold him.

- No, man, It wasn't me. - That's Joe Dirt!

None of that pussy skol

When she sees my van I could tell you were an outlaw

How could you do that to me? I was only eight years old.

I do worry about you, man. You know why? Because you're livin' In a boiler room, Joe.

So, I cruised down south to New Orleans and found a base of operations

Home is where you make it

Go back! Go back!

Me waking up when Jeff asks where a spot is at midnight That doorway, that's a very rare arch.

Wondering if my bros are staring at that same moon

Uncle Jimbo be like: I'm cool...

please call this number, okay.

The Dodge Stealth That's a rare car

Joe, wherever you are, this is for you, buddy.

That's a big 10-4.

Come on. I'll treat you to a Dairy Queen.

This ain't no haircut. This is a wig.

Joe, brace yourself for this.

maybe one day unicef will get into the Fantasy football business

his Is A Business, Not A Charity Maybe One Day UNICEF Will Get Into The Utilities Business, Till Then, we are the Guys To See

Smooth tan skin.

You little sissy boy! Def Leppard sucks!

This ain't fun. Look at that little piece of char.

Luan YouTube channel

One, two, three.

and the next thing I knew, they were gone.

Well, let me emphasize to the listeners those are your words, not mine.

Yeah, I did, but by the way, it wasn't no atom bomb.

I think I'm gonna go to the restroom and take a big Joe.

I mean, maybe UNICEF will get into the funeral business. But until then we're the people to see.

is Joe Dirt's parents ain't dead.

Yeah, that's... That's a space peanut.

You're listening to the Zander Kelly show on KXLA.

I think that all I got's, like, 450 bucks.

I mean maybe one day unicef Will get into the comics business.

They're pretending I'm dead so's they can move me.

Even in OC Home is where you make it!

Everything's cool with me.

You're on TRL, California.

Can you be cool and let me just talk to him for a second here, man?

Everybody, I'm lookin' for my parents.

My face And your ass

I keep hearin' about this guy.

You're listening to the Zander Kelly show on KXLA.

Anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks “It’s so flat, awesome.”

This guy wants 14 grand.

This is a business. This is not a charity.

MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S AND GET YOU A WAHMBURGER & SOME FRENCH CRIES!

Ifaboier. Mm!!!!

'cause she wants you gone, out on the road lookin' for nothin',

Guy likes to see Homos naked That don’t help me none

But the more it rolled on down the road,

I got the poo on me.

Dude, I'm just sayin' it's dull, all right?

It's not often I get a freak like you plopped into my lap.

May as well ask Why is a tree good? Why's sunset good? why are boobs good? they just are

Why is a sunset good? Why are boobs good?

When arch photographers discover they can shift diagonally Everybody know that. Goddamn Boy.

I can see down your shirt

You were a cute baby, Joe Dirt.

But I'm gonna pick it up this afternoon.

That stupid dog better be bringing somebody.

Long shorts only, huh? That's not what I heard...

I MEAN, MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE FAT SHACK BUSINESS, BUT UNTIL THEN...PAY YOUR TAB!

What is this thing, man?

Awesome, so heavy

- Stop it! - Get it out of here!

Gimme a break Bernie Are you happy now

Don't try and church it up son

liberos knowing front lines getting all the credit

No, no. A spatula thing. The flat one.

I'M NEWWW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

So, I had my 360 bucks.

Hey, I'm Joe. Where's the throw-up?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Maybe one day unicef Will get into the High points business, until then I’m your man

Dang! That's cool.

Well, I didn't know she was my sister when I kissed her.

MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S GET YOU A WAHMBURGER & SOME FRENCH CRIES?

I think that's little me in the garbage can!

None of that pussy skoal, right dad?

Anyway, I just put an “E” on it, pronounce it “Dar-tay.”

NONE OF THAT PUSSY SKOAL, RIGHT, DAD?

YOU KNOW I MEAN MAYBE UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE MECHANICAL ENGINEERING BUSINESS BUT UNTIL THEN WE HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN

So, you don’t know point 4?

Let's break it off for today.

Van Halen Not Van Hagar

nothin' happened with him. nothin' weird

they don't really mean what they say.

How does it feel to be a hero, Joe?

Maybe one day, UNICEF will get into the alarm business

Look at him, fellas.

that thing with the bottled water is comin' off a little fruity.

Hoosker Doos Hoosker Donts

- I don't believe that. - Well, it's true.

Home is where you make it

Check this out. A '71 'Cuda,

Get you a whaaburger And some French cries

Wazzzzzza Scream

You don't got no Ladyfingers,

I appreciate any help I can get.

You know, the life of a carnival worker keeps me free and untethered.

Well, I was born without the top of my skull,

"Belitnikoff..."

I'm just saying, I'm beginning to doubt your hetero street credentials here.

I tell you what, buddy. I'm gonna give you a free spin.

MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE SPORTS BROADCASTING BUSINESS

In case you called and I answered the phone.

What everyone thinks when they see Cletus for the first time

He was in town here on the Federal witness relocation program.

Happy 4th of July

Good job, sir. Yeah, keep 'em straight like that. Good strategy.

They're usually 80 bucks at Checker, and this guy wants 40, man.

but it ain't gonna be no Hemi.

I'll be chirping gears and pulling brodies, going...