Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's a big 10-4.

I keep hearin' about this guy.

I MEAN, MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE FAT SHACK BUSINESS, BUT UNTIL THEN...PAY YOUR TAB!

Anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks “It’s so flat, awesome.”

liberos knowing front lines getting all the credit

You were a cute baby, Joe Dirt.

So, I cruised down south to New Orleans and found a base of operations

Home is where you make it

I think that all I got's, like, 450 bucks.

I mean, never putting the moves on Brandy...

Yeah, I did, but by the way, it wasn't no atom bomb.

Look at him, fellas.

Awesome, so heavy

What is this thing, man?

She's sick of all your crap. She's sick of helpin' you.

- I don't believe that. - Well, it's true.

I'm just saying, I'm beginning to doubt your hetero street credentials here.

Wondering if my bros are staring at that same moon

Maybe one day, UNICEF will get into the alarm business

nothin' happened with him. nothin' weird

You're listening to the Zander Kelly show on KXLA.

Maybe one day unicef Will get into the High points business, until then I’m your man

Yeah, that's... That's a space peanut.

You towards Alcohol the day of a bad hangover

Dang! That's cool.

Joe, wherever you are, this is for you, buddy.

I tell you what, buddy. I'm gonna give you a free spin.

Joe, there's somethin' you should think about.

I appreciate any help I can get.

So, I had my 360 bucks.

Hey, how exactly is a rainbow made?

Feast your eyes on a feast of smoke.

they don't really mean what they say.

I’m your sister I’m your sister

Wazzzzzza Scream

Home is where you make it

- What a wuss. - I mean, you aren't... Worth it.

But maybe you'll find your wife in heaven.

Luan YouTube channel

that thing with the bottled water is comin' off a little fruity.

Everybody, I'm lookin' for my parents.

Hoosker Doos Hoosker Donts

This ain't no haircut. This is a wig.

But the more it rolled on down the road,

Come on. I'll treat you to a Dairy Queen.

You parked illegally in a handicap spot Do it again, I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

Let's break it off for today.

please call this number, okay.

Even worse, 4% said the dog was too hot for you.

maybe one day unicef will get into the Fantasy football business

I think that's little me in the garbage can!

He was in town here on the Federal witness relocation program.

Guy likes to see Homos naked That don’t help me none

None of that pussy skoal, right dad?

YOU KNOW I MEAN MAYBE UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE MECHANICAL ENGINEERING BUSINESS BUT UNTIL THEN WE HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN

You're on TRL, California.

Hey, retard, you aren't worth it.

You know, the life of a carnival worker keeps me free and untethered.

Can you be cool and let me just talk to him for a second here, man?

"Belitnikoff..."

Is this heresy? Is this heresy? What’s up?! What’s up?!

You don't got no Ladyfingers,

MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE SPORTS BROADCASTING BUSINESS

Van Halen Not Van Hagar

I do worry about you, man. You know why? Because you're livin' In a boiler room, Joe.

Smooth tan skin.

- No, man, It wasn't me. - That's Joe Dirt!

but it ain't gonna be no Hemi.

One, two, three.

MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S AND GET YOU A WAHMBURGER & SOME FRENCH CRIES!

Get you a whaaburger And some French cries

Red Hot Chili - Peppers suck

Well, I didn't know she was my sister when I kissed her.

MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S GET YOU A WAHMBURGER & SOME FRENCH CRIES?

You little sissy boy! Def Leppard sucks!

- Stop it! - Get it out of here!

You're listening to the Zander Kelly show on KXLA.

It's not often I get a freak like you plopped into my lap.

Well, I was born without the top of my skull,

How could you do that to me? I was only eight years old.

Anyway, I just put an “E” on it, pronounce it “Dar-tay.”

I think I'm gonna go to the restroom and take a big Joe.

When she sees my van I could tell you were an outlaw

I'M NEWWW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

But I'm gonna pick it up this afternoon.

What everyone thinks when they see Cletus for the first time

Well, well, well, the famous Brandy, Tokyo Rose of the trailer park.

That stupid dog better be bringing somebody.

Go back! Go back!

Why is a sunset good? Why are boobs good?

This is a Business, Not a Charity. Maybe one day Unicef will get into the Commercial diswasher business, till then, I'm the guy to see

May as well ask Why is a tree good? Why's sunset good? why are boobs good? they just are

I just pour a little water on here. Now, you hold him.

Well, let me emphasize to the listeners those are your words, not mine.

They're available for purchase.

Gimme a break Bernie Are you happy now

They're pretending I'm dead so's they can move me.

if it isn't dirty Joe Dirt.

his Is A Business, Not A Charity Maybe One Day UNICEF Will Get Into The Utilities Business, Till Then, we are the Guys To See

Long shorts only, huh? That's not what I heard...

I saw your bumper sticker... "Cow patties should replace gold as currency"

All aberration radio, all the time.

I mean maybe one day unicef Will get into the comics business.

I'll be chirping gears and pulling brodies, going...

and the next thing I knew, they were gone.

Everything's cool with me.

I got the poo on me.

Check this out. A '71 'Cuda,

Hey, I'm Joe. Where's the throw-up?

It’s Beef Stroganoff Don’t try and church it up 1SG

The Dodge Stealth That's a rare car

"You can't have 'no' in your heart,"

Joe, brace yourself for this.

Well, it ain't a "beat"

Hey, Mister, you know the people who live here, Nunamaker?

When arch photographers discover they can shift diagonally Everybody know that. Goddamn Boy.

Don't try and church it up son

This is a business. This is not a charity.

And just then, all the tumblers fell into place.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

So, you don’t know point 4?

Me waking up when Jeff asks where a spot is at midnight That doorway, that's a very rare arch.

This ain't fun. Look at that little piece of char.

The first week at your new job

Happy 4th of July

This guy wants 14 grand.

Even in OC Home is where you make it!

How does it feel to be a hero, Joe?

None of that pussy skol

Is this heresy? Is this heresy? What’s up?! What’s up?!

Uncle Jimbo be like: I'm cool...

They're usually 80 bucks at Checker, and this guy wants 40, man.

is Joe Dirt's parents ain't dead.

Ifaboier. Mm!!!!

Good job, sir. Yeah, keep 'em straight like that. Good strategy.

I can see down your shirt

Dude, I'm just sayin' it's dull, all right?

- That's not what I heard. - Is Clem all right?

'cause she wants you gone, out on the road lookin' for nothin',

I mean, maybe UNICEF will get into the funeral business. But until then we're the people to see.

I’m your cousin, I’m your cousin Deeper cuz deeper

NONE OF THAT PUSSY SKOAL, RIGHT, DAD?

No more of that weak shit, right Bill?

No, no. A spatula thing. The flat one.

Yeah, man. That little boy, that's me.

That Jordan Love thing? There's not much to tell.

When Rent a center come knocking

You do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

In case you called and I answered the phone.

My face And your ass