Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why didn't you tell him you'd found his parents?

- I'm gonna shoot him right through his heart. - All right, let's go.

"I'm a white-trash idiot." The end.

that pussy is hot! I'm hittin that for sure!!

A first set llama with or without the speed

I thought this was it this time.

Damn. We tried so hard to find him. We looked high and low.

What my customers say When I come thru the crowd

and she's off doin' her own thing right now,

Welcome home, Joe.

I heard some things It’s not good

I want to hear more about the saga of Bryan Purpora

Brandi to Bert during sex…

It's called Silvertown.

She'll be just how you remembered her.

Hey, You're Grounded!

- His voice is so sexy. - I wonder what he looks like.

Home is where he made it.

That’s him! That’s him!

One swing, and this here ball-peen hammer will trigger this A-bomb,

You like to see homos naked, that’s cool man. Whatever.

Yeah. One day, I'm gonna marry that girl.

And she's one of the hottest girls on the planet.

Do it again , I’ll take away your Alpha Grooming Loop

'Cause Ferris Wheel, and political rallies are the only ones I like

So, clean the puke. Okay.

EVERYBODY'S FUNNY Def leppard MY BALLS

Rule Number One I'm Number One

Rule two, the croc's number two.

That's it. That's what I'll do for my parents. How much does that cost?

It's not worth it, Joe.

nothin' happened with him. nothin' weird. nothin'.

Thats not a hemi

When i find money on grounds

Dont try and church it up son. That's a 400ex.

I saw your bumper sticker. “Cowboys butts drive me nutssss.”

Here's a picture of them. It's taken

Hey, Joe, did you use the stuff with the tiny scrubbing bubbles?

So, you don't know rule 3

and everyone's gonna want you, but you want to be with me!

You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!

And what they paid was like a sign from above

- Right on. - Joe?

Dirt’s back baby!

When you invite your buddies to mug night

And I don't wanna see you for another 25 years!

I'm new! I don't know what to do!

You know, society's got no hold on this outlaw.

None of that pussy skol

Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt! You rule, Joe!

Total impound fees come to $3,496.

The car, I mean.

Now, here's what I need.

I didn’t know she was my sister when I kissed her

Come on, Joe. Remember what you said on the show?

I mean, your nutz my chin. Wait

And months went by, and he never came home.

So, the letter Robby showed Joe is true? You wrote that?

a garden dig my ass! God dammit!!

Remember I love like a Step sister

But people say Joe Dirt's a weird name, and how cool am I?

Don’t try and church it up son.

It is unknown if Rob survived or not

SAY IT DONT SPRAY IT BROTHER DANG

Woke up with my hair looking just like Gert B. Frobe this morning.

my parents pulled over on the side of the road to look at that big dinosaur

- Okay. - What's his name?

So, I tried not to move. And I'm lyin' there starin' at the moon.

That's a big 10-4

It's not what you like. It's the consumer.

Dont try and church it up son Don't you mean Joe Dick taker

Anyway, I just put an “E” on it, pronounce it “Dar-tay.”

So, you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats,

I gotta make a wish.

why don't you cut the wig now?

- A little drinky-drinky. - The reason I'm really callin'

which is why I had to open this fireworks stand.

It puts the signature on the drawing!

MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S AND GET YOU A WHAA-BURGER AND SOME FRENCH CRIES!

No way I'd ever sell you, not in a million years But just for laughs, let’s see how much your worth

This is not UNICEF If one day UNICEF got into the tshirt printing business well then maybe we can talk

I wanna hear more of the “fat whore” saga

Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Dazers, with or without the scooter stick,

You know what? When he first started this story, I thought of you as a good person.

It signs the divorce papers

When the service tech gets a new helper

Murikans discuss'n politics...

Ferris Wheel, Himalaya, Dragon Coaster,

Wait a minute. Did you have a brother?

I mean, maybe one day Unicef will get in the waterjet business but, until then...... I premium product has a premium price

Daaaang... That’s cool....

Kansas I mean Missouri

I don't know, Joe.

"imma crypto main"

Maybe one day UNICEF will get in the defense industry

Sister! Sister!

No, you're the one that carried us out.

When you're down Stare at a clown

Well, it ain't a meteor.

- Hi! - There's my buddy.

Charlie, you mangy mutt.

A town is a place where everyone hates you. Kids all try to beat you up.

All's I got to do is keep being a good person.

This look like a piece of crap to you?

Had exact kind of haircut you got now.

I think these are pictures from the Grand Canyon.

It just is, that's why

I might say the joint looks great. The toilets are freshly scrubbed.

How does DTV run out of 6ft HDMI? Nobody knows, they just do!

I know! But thats a good deal!

Home where you make it.

All right, go ahead.

Yeah, she's cool. Anyway, so there I was,

no Roman candles or Screamin' Mimis?

Eating Dodges Shittin Fords

yes beryl boiowuperette? what do you want? i want to do some dairoing in dais.

What are you wearing a wig for?

I mean maybe one day Egypt will get in the sovereign wealth Business

Hey, you’re grounded

- 'Cause I've been hunting before. - You, hunt?

Found a Syncrowave 250 Don't even have 240V outlets

Maybe One Day UNICEF Will Get Into The Impound Business. Until Then, I'm The Guy You See.

Brandy always wanted to hang out with me.

I think I'm gonna go to the Restroom and take a big jeramy

He saved us from the mustard gas.

So you want it Or not?

lookin' for people who took those photos at the Grand Canyon.

This is a business, not a charity. Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the airline business but until then, we're the people to see.

I like getting hit with hot dogs It don't bother me none!

Well, if I get married,

I like gettin' hit with hot dogs. It don't bother me none.

You know what, I can't believe I'm sayin'...

and it's always gonna be like this, Joey.

But then the most amazing thing happened.

Well, I see you got them snakes and sparklers,

- You're his dad? - What if I am?