Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

TURN IT UP
I still don't see why we're going to the tour bus company.
So we can have sex again!
That hug was completely asexual. You know, he kind of snuck it up on me.
That Jordan Love thing? There's not much to tell.
Josh Angelo
MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S AND GET YOU A WHAA-BURGER AND SOME FRENCH CRIES!
after one of those bastards snapped off my thumb and middle finger.
$10.00 that’s mine now Right on!!!
what the hell was goin' on back then.
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the tile business.
No. Are your nuts frozen to the porch?
Thats a deal what they want
I
It does what it's told
I’m pogacar dude, through and through
But, you know, until then, we're the people to see.
About 360 bucks.
..
that thing with the dog is comin' off a little fruity.
And it's got Louisiana plates.
Yeah? That's gross, man.
look since you got fired wheather it's just what she does ok she's done nothing to you. but where will the worthlessness end up? with judge judy.
Luck
I'm gonna talk to your lady friend over there. How 'bout that?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
And remember that town you're always talking about.
Can I push him off my leg?
Türkiye here for the world cup Don’t try to church it up son. Don’t you mean Turkey?
Autonio Trader!
It's a little bumpy.
Especially after that brutal run-in with that bartender
That's what I'm talkin' about. LA!
CHRIS Nobody Wants You in the White House
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into podcasting.
Meteor, we call this here "Bein' in burger heaven."
Sure would.
- Damn it! - All right, all right. Real close.
What about Brandy? Is there any chance you guys are gonna hook back up?
WHOO LOOK AT THAT SHIT
I miss you, Brandy.
You’re gonna stand there, being a hockey player,…
I need your help.
Come on, Joe Dirt!
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Your like a brother to me Ok ais
Don't try to church it up, Madi. don't you mean poop?
Happy Birthday Alan
Listen up Detectives New rules are in play
Joe! We have a show to do here.
Guy likes to see homos naked. That don't help me.
Turns out, some skateboarder slapped a Biohazard band sticker on the side of this septic tank for an RV
I ain't the guy that saved them kids.
- Hey, it's Brandy! - Come on, come on.
This is Zander Kelly, and you, of course,
No you weren’t.
- Ring a bell? - Joe?
Man, we're gonna get so shocked
So, you're gonna tell me that you don't have no appreciation
My pack review
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the art business. But until then I'm the person to see.
Real Live Resin None of that weak added back terp stuff!
and the stuff freezes and falls to earth.
YOUR MY SISTER!!!
How’d Quarterfinal Test 1 go???
No, see, my last name's Dirt.
The Rambler Wagon That's a Rare car
Now, you're telling me that you're so ingrained with white-trash DNA
That's our old car!
Yeah, Silvertown, man.
You see how that works?
That’s why dad named you Joe dirt instead of Schoonmaker
and I was getting ready to split that scene, and pronto.
the three of us was hanging out at the farm in Silvertown.
Bloes, I only have enough money for me and Kane
No, you've been on the ride long enough. It's time to go home.
Someone shoves an M-80 up a bullfrog's butt, blows him to pieces,
Maybe go down to McDonalds
*Anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks* Oh yeah, it’s so flat
They died that day at the Grand Canyon.
I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the gambling business
You're my lucky meteor, Right on!
MMO
You know, I would. I'd love to beat your ass up and down this place.
Hey, look at this. Charlie, see that?
I started walkin' till the cops picked me up and put me into a foster home.
They're bad people.
I was made for dancin
Life's a garden dig my ass! God dammit!
They're horrible. Why did you lie to me?
Josh likes to see homos naked. That don't help me.
You know, because of the atom bomb.
How's posi-trac work? Nobody knows, it just does.
I mean maybe one day Unicef will get into the gym equipment business But until then, REP is the people to see
It's Dirt. Isn't that the name on the family crest? Dirt.
this here’s rocky and he ain’t no puppy
If I met the right man,
Now, let's see if Rocky's got some cavities.
THAT'S A BIG 10-4
Yeah. Come on, now.
Supervisor Chuck
When your broke as fuck But promise to one day have a beast.
Nah I’cool! No you’re not!
Three thousand, man, that's more than I paid for the whole car!
I would
We're gonna go back to your story, pick it up.
- You're not makin' any sense. - Not makin'?
Hell, yeah, I'm going to Louisiana, brother!
Rhydon
The person that has been sharing desks with tomas
That there’s a big ole pile poopy See the nose ring? Dead giveaway.
Looks like Charlie!
Now let's see. In Louisiana, 1968, we sold...
I think his... Well, you know how when you get your tongue
I told everybody you would.
When you get to second base.
I couldn't remember my real last name.
Van Halen, not Van Hagar. I’m a rocker. Through and through.
Ric asked if he was ever going to get a job
with that sort of mentoring.
They're bad people. You're not like them, Joe.
But what if when you're gone some guy asks me to marry him, and you're not here?
I've had some good times, I met some cool people, cruised around, cranked some tunes.
Did I get ya dirt? Nah I’m cool No you’re not
He wants My body
in the tiny existence you laughingly refer to as your life.
You never give up, man. That's my philosophy.
You see the employee trait? Dead giveaway
You were in it.
- Get him! - Man in the hole.
Buffalo Bobs a weird name But people say Joe Dirts a weird name & how cool am I
This weekend at the Tulsa State Fair
What's your name, pal?
That's way wrong. Do you got, like, warm water and...
Everybody know that. Goddamn, boy.
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Judge likes to see homos naked?
- My story? No, man. Everything I said is true. - No, not your story.
Hey I'm joe Wheres the throw up
and it led me to this old trailer park in Simi Valley, California.
You got a Hemi right?!??
What, are you nuts, girl?
You're standing there with an atom bomb.
Kansas . I mean Missouri
It just does
God.
asdf
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Why don't you talk in the microphone?
I am actually ingrained with white trash DNA …so this is perfect.
Oakley to Deb when they come back
Yea, yea, I'm puttin' the lotion on the skin.
Do you have any idea what it’s like to be a kid and have nobody around to talk to? No one that cares if you’re alive or dead? Every day you just think you’re worthless and there’s a void in your life?”
I'm guessin' you had reasons for doin' what you did.
who's filling in for grey? michael ansara.
I'm new in town, kinda lonely, lookin' for my parents.
You want me to put my ear to the ground, listen for hoofbeats,
Other than the fact that you dig looking like Jane Fonda in Klute,
Buzz Bottles, Snicker Bombs, Church Burners, Finger Blasters,
Well, you know, my ex-husband, before he died...
Okay, this is a business. This is not a charity.
Hey, my foot's stuck!
I
How exactly does the posi-trac work rear end work on Plymouth? It just does...
Da’ang m
How’d Quarterfinal Test 1 Go!
Get up on the roof and put some bricks in the tooth!
That's not what I heard
Why are boobs good?
This is a big ol frozen chunk of poopie!
Mr. Dirt is seen here meeting one of his longtime idols, Eddie Money.
You like to see homos naked
- Joe? - Joe?