Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and all the while maintained his positive outlook on life,

Is this heresy? Is this heresy? What’s up?! What’s up?!

You see the peanut?

I Mean, Maybe One Day UNICEF Will Get Into The SaaS Business

But they say Joe Dirts a weird name & how cool am I

MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S AND GET YOU A WHAA-BURGER AND SOME FRENCH CRIES!

I was gonna be a janitor.

- Over here, Mr. Dirt. - Well, it's like this.

6 7 I just different on the highway

Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back

Brandy, what's that got to do with me? We're always gonna be buddies, right?

- Excuse me, sir. - Hey, there, young fella.

- Radio station ID. - Coming to work.

You two shoot him low, you shoot him high.

This Is A Business, Not A Charity Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the tax business, till then, I’m the guy to see

True Live Resin None of that distillate or added back Terps

- Good boy. - You got a big family now, Joe Dirt.

My dad made my last name Dirt for some reason.

How long did you look for me before you gave up?

How my text comes out when typing fast...

I'm sorry about the noise, sir.

Watch the guns baby That’s how I get the gals

So, now you have a bunch of names

Get this thing full of lighter fluid.

No, man, but you gotta keep going. What am I gonna do, quit?

When you find out Lamborghinis cost 100,000 used

Listen. You're on your own.

- It just does. - It just does.

Brandy. Brandy is jive.

You win twice brother That’s good biz

he’s in dog heaven

You see we're not related. We can have sex again

When the service truck gets a new helper

They just got their own issues and whatnot.

So one night I just pushed him into the wood chipper Told the cops he fell

That’s you dirt

See, them airplanes, they dump their toilets 36,000 feet,

See, it wasn't really my dog. It was this girl's dog.

So, I did a real bad thing there,

You like those spinning tires

Joe! Joe! How are you feeling?

You don't know how many nights I spent alone staring at that moon

Is this where you wanna be In 2027?

Show me those boobies

It's training.... It ain't Unicef okay?

THAT’S NOT WHAT I HEARD

to do anybody any good with my recollections.

- I think your dog's in a little trouble here. - What's wrong?

Actually, we got separated when I was eight.

People like that security guard,

But see, I don't know their last name.

Come on, boy! Come on!

Is that right? You think that's queer?

Are you cryin' boy? Notre Dame sucks!!!

- The one place we didn't look. - I knew you looked for me.

Everybody know that!

Vaya a venderle chorizos a la mona

Hell, Yeah, I'm Going To Louisiana, Brother!

I mean, maybe one day unicef will get into the aviation business

All right! We didn't lose him.

I mean, I get this loser talking about the moon

Holy shit Fuck you

Nobody wants you around

- No! - Joe! Joe!

especially a cool guy like you, Kicking Wing.

This next song goes out to our good friend, Joe Dirt, the dirt man.

You're my first real friend I've found, outside of Charlie and Brandy.

No one that cares if you're alive or dead?

You like to see homos naked?

Hey, man, I... I can't say don't make fun of me,

So, there I was, right back where I started all those years ago,

It's Joe Dirt. But if you're just gonna make fun of me, man,

Corn off the Cob

You're my lucky meteor. Right on.

George we'll just chop Marley up and throw her onto a tractor George we'll just knock a bookcase on Marley and chop her up

We've got the place surrounded. Come out with your hands in the air.

I mean, maybe on day UNICEF will get into the alarm installation busniess Then maybe we can have something to talk about

See, she signed it right there.

We never lost her ..... We was just waitin at the Qmart the whole time!!!

Are these queer? What's up? What's up?

After watching Tyler Childers music video

I just wanna say thanks to all the people that stop me in the street

You keep calling that tractor rap shit country music. Do it again I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

Breakfast of champions.

Can I say that?

I got it. Now what?

I'll hold your half for ya.

You never give up, man. That's my philosophy.

Yeah. And besides, she don't wanna see you anyway.

Over in Kansas.

And it's a good thing that gator didn't get my ring finger,

Hey, hey, TV people!

None of that pussy skoal

we might move, and you might not know where to find me.

Nobody wants you around PERIOS

They got me on a radio station tellin' my story to everybody.

Because cory catfish are the only ones I like

This one time I was jerkin my gerkin

Dang. It's out.

Fuckin Garden My Ass! God Damn!

God I hate these nasty things

I don't mean to interrupt your clown pitch there,

This is a business, not a charity. Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the used grill business... ...but until then, we're the people to see.

and "Life's a garden. Dig it."

HOME IS WHERE YOU MAKE IT

And I wanna ask her why she was playin' these games with you.

that I'm now referring to as

They clean the bowl so you don't have to.

Well, that might be your problem.

I left it here. Friend's house.

Don’t make me…

- Hey, a little help? - There he is, boys! Get him!

Whew Look at that shit

It's the wrong tone.

I got to tell her what happened, why I got weird.

I think I'm going to go to the restroom and take a big Joe Don't forget to wipe your Flacco

They seem to like me.

Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the pre paid wireless business, Until then you gotta go sell people on our value man!

Maybe one day unicef will get into the trucking business but until then, axle logistics are the folks to see

The little man, the ordinary person who endured enormous adversity,

Henne to Mahomes before his 98yd drive

and it's amazing to me that you turned out like you did

Thank god for Valerie Marie

But are you depressed? I mean, your parents, who you were looking for,

My face and your ass. How about that, friend?

This is a business, not a charity Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the chess business.

And If Your Drunk, I'm Not gonna play Spin the Bottle Later either!

Splitting from the pack on my chopper

- You suck! - You do!

If she was here right now, maybe we'd have a house with a little fence

I was just a little kid.

You are so pathetic.

It’s not why you like It’s the market

Her legs went on for days.

There. Look. I'm puttin' the lotion on the skin.

We're startin' this Clown.com kind of a thing.

Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the BOURBON business...

You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. do it again, and i'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

I got a backup mic right here.

Yeah, dream on, Kirtboy.

Hey, who's this chick over here? Is that your girlfriend?

He's your real hero, people, not me.

All right. I want you to settle down. Don't make me call your probie officer here.

All right, well, then, thank God for Joe Dirt.

But that’s a deal though

and that means washed under your fingernails and back of your ears

Now, I'll tell you what I could do.

Enough, you broken record! Okay! I've been down here for two weeks, man.

You have to hit it with a hammer, but it's a good job.

I've got to find my parents.

Don't forget to wipe your dirt.

Home is where you make it!

Yesterday, provide a little backstory for the listeners,

Hey, baby, I'm on! Yeah.

Zander Kelly's on the air.

Not me! That's the guy!

Ma'am, are you selling this car?

Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

Your buddy Clem's real name was Anthony Benedetti.

How does chiropractic work?? It just does!!!

Yeah, it is. It came out of the sky.

- Hoorah. - What...

Time not ber frand

It has a happy birthday! Alright, alright. I'm havin' a happy birthday!

These are Roman candles, brother. That's good stuff.

There's some deals in here.

Joe? Joe, come back over here.

You're gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand