Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You been here long enough. - I'm here to see Brandy.

I guess this is the place. it says Reds love shack.

You need stuff that explodes, go boom!

you call your day-to-day life.

- Is that clear? - Yes, ma'am.

I am your daddy

Yeah, jam that in the gas bucket.

I was livin' in the woods outside of that postcard town I said.

Your wrong brother

Clem, Charlene, Kicking Wing.

We call 'em Boeing bombs.

That’s what I’m talking about

Is that all? No!

And this is our car.

Thats Right Cooper nobody wants you doing their installs anymmore

"Why is a sunset good? Why are boobs good?"

Yeah. Who hasn't seen that scenario played out?

Now I have 30 fireworks stands, which completely fund my animal shelters.

Look at you. Jesus.

I mean, maybe one day Unicef will get in to the transpo business Until then, we are the guys to see

And, Joe, we have a big surprise for you.

This be you iv got the clipping things NO.ARE YOUR NUTS FROZEN TO THE ROOF?

and yes i--- oh! kiss kiss! oh what we're in public beryl bonk! oh sorry julia gillard! i'm naked and so are you! get dressed! anyway as i was gonna say before being interupped yes beryl bonk have a new strtch goal: $399992 50% by 2078.

when the Syndicate executed his wife.

I got these two sticks.

- It's Gert B. Frobe. - Wha?

She was shot six times.

Good thing that gator didn’ t get my ring finger

teaching us along the way,

Did you build a retaining wall? What if I did?

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the gambling business

You're probably made out of some precious metal

Yamaha, Honda, not suzuki I'm a rocker thru and thru

I'm a rocker, dude, through and through.

Buffalo Bobs a weird name

I can see down your shirt

I am always nice to you, Joe Dirt

Kansas I mean Missouri

and tell me you don't have no Whistling Bungholes,

Sure. Why don't you come on inside?

All right. Thanks, you guys.

I was totally bombed on insecticide, I think.

Don't try to church it up, son...

Is this where you wanna be In 2027?

This Is A Business, Not A Charity Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the processing business, till then, I’m the guy to see.

Don’t bother me none

That Buffalo Bob thing? There's not much to tell.

Maybe one day unicef will get into the rental business Until then I'm the guy to see

That’s the guy That my hero

That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt!

Why don't you stick your head up your butt and fight for air?

but you really shouldn't make fun of my mom.

Dumocrats reproducing Look inbreeders

Don't ever forget it, Dirt.

The color of the bottle is all wrong It's the wrong tone

It's like the cartoons. I'm seein' all tweet-tweet.

Me on Kaylas due date talking to Sloane

None of that pussy Skoal

Dirt’s back baby!

Did he hurt you, baby?

You are an underachievement nexus in the universe,

Wouldn't you know that I've been doin' this clown sort of thing?

Keep that Skoal Baby

Yeah, you probably like J.R., you queer.

Daddy, you been drinkin'.

You can't have no in your heart

You win twice brother that’s good biz

Right on! You're Joe Meteorite, and I'm Joe Dirt!

None of that pussy skoal, right CTJ?

Robby said you didn't want me around,

You can come out now..

That's a big 10 4 There buddy ole pale

I heard some things. It's not good. He's a bad guy.

maybe someday UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE COMMUICATIONS BUSINESS, UNTIL THEN WE ARE THE PEPOLE TO SEE.

It's a meteorite. Check it out! That's cool!

Nobody want you around Period!

It’s a business This ain’t UNicef

Don't get smart with me, you motherless dirtbag!

than a frozen hunk of crap?

- Let's rock, Dirtboy. - Let's go!

Check one two Testing testing

No. That's... That's wrong.

It’s a pretty big pile of puke

You got a hemi Balls to the wall

Right. I got a big bunch of names.

Yes this thing's a Hemi, Kristen

That's cool, man. Whatever

Nah, I’m cool…

I got a picture of 'em.

Dude you put your dick in there!

- What's up, goat-roper? - Not much, pig-licker.

Seriously wtf you thinking

I got to go back to work.

You don't even have a picture of them?

- Somebody else wants to get in here. - Who's that?

Besides, they won't just hand the records over to us.

Hey, I got four hours a day to fill, man.

Jamie, you see that moon?

This is bullshit!

I got the poo on me

I could sell you a car for 450 bucks,

The Dodge Stealth That's a rare car

Now even you liked the way that looked didn’t you.

This is a business. This is not a charity. You know, maybe one day unicef will get into the distribution business. but until then, we're the people to see

You just said your sister's hot!

Anna SHOW ME THEM BOOBIES

Then that's what I need to make. Thank you.

Sorry Dirt, did I get ya?

Don't try and church it up, son. Don't you mean Satan?

فرق السوبر ليج لما حد يقول كل ده عشان الفلوس

That's true. Amen to that.

Hey, I'll get that cleaned up lickety-split.

Do you see these clown figurines?

Is any of my stuff there ? No

We are here at Wallace Bridge,

Man, I got it. It's comin'.

Hey there young fella

How exactly does the Posi-Trac rear end on a Plymouth work?

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt!

What did it do, land on your barber's head while he was cuttin' your hair?

And she goes, "Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?"

No, sir, man. I don't like that crap.

I guess I'm lucky it wasn't hot chili day today.

Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the brewery business.

I need you to go find Sheriff Williams.

This is the good stuff, snakes and sparklers.

That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt instead of...

and I guess a little bit of my brains was showing.

SU CULO En Mi Carra

P Sherman 42 Wallaby way Sydney

- Good for you. - But he used to be a police sketch artist.

- Nah, I'm cool. - No, you're not.

- All right, Joe! - Yeah, baby.

Real Live Resin None of that weak added back terp stuff!

I mean, do you really care? It's actually not an easy story to tell.

I sold the gator farm,

How does rebooting the VDI fix the issue? It just does

- Dang. - Dang.

Well, then I got a dog.

- Hey, what's rule three? - What's that?

Brandy I got a hole in my heart, And I don't know how to fix it.

Here on Earth, we call this place a town.

Liz and Dad If I didn’t make one person smile a day it wasn’t worth it

We are here with America's sweetheart, Joe Dirt.

Get ya some Mmmmm good

- Is this your wife? - Ex-wife.

'cause I believe people get what they really, really want,

When she hears you're you sell boxes

Gimme that mutt. I'm takin' him huntin' with me.

Yeah, you'd better walk away Hardass

Jace just told Sam you can tag people using their last names And you can tell he's never even thought of that!

Balls to the wall!

Hey, it puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.

I bet people in a town like that will be nice to us.

and fascinates me at the same time

They moved. 'Bout 15 year ago.

It's a business not UNICEF okay

I mean, maybe on day UNICEF will get into the alarm installation busniess.... Then maybe we can have something to talk about

And I wanna get her on the phone right now. I wanna track her down.

And then it goes bang. All right?

Well, I don't need to shave, 'cause it don't grow in right here and right here.

There's three things to remember when dealin' with a deadly alligator.

when you find out you were the kid in joe dirt

Don't try and church it up now