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When she hears you're a printer

That’s a big 10-4

I got you, buddy.

Your parents are alive after all?

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the impound business.

So, you don't know step four?

Why are you still making shatter? It’s not what you like, it’s the consumer.

With or without the scooter stick

For the record, I wasn't crying'. There was dirt in my eyes.

Well, say it, don't spray it, brother! Dang.

YOU SHOULD SEE MY GIRLFRIEND YOU’D SHIT YOURSELF

I was just tryin' to get the word out about my parents, man. I'm so sorry.

Long-haired hippie freak.

Can I come, too?

for the show in perpetuity.

It's probably more like this.

Maybe one day unicef will get into the fantasy football business But until then, I'm the guy to see

are careening headlong into yet another hellish day

You gotta keep on keepin on

Thats Right Cooper nobody wants you doing their installs anymmore

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Maybe find a better town.

I’m a Steeler fan, dude. Through and through

This ain’t the Pelletizer… This is a big ol’ chunk of poopie!!!

and dressed in your Sunday best.

Then he was gonna wear the skin around the house with his wiener

up in Silvertown, that place you talk about.

- She found your stupid parents. - What?

We're just an Indian and some guy.

It's damn good month Optimagunz! Now let's bring

Headed to the Sioux Falls takeover with a special guy like you, Dave

It was right there by the garbage can where you left me.

That’s right Putin! Nobody wants you in this town.

Joe, before we wrap this up, is there anything else you wanna say?

What's wrong with you, you pervert!

Nah. I killed him.

Breakfast of champions

- That's brutal. - The brutal part?

Wouldn't even use you as a retriever.

Storm's coming in!

Kid, give me a break now.

That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt!

Happy 4th of July

It has a happy birthday!

Hell, Yeah, I'm Going To Louisiana, Brother!

my listeners and I have heard an amazing story.

I mean maybe one day UNICEF will get into the CFB conference business

Take care, Joe Dirt.

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the gambling business

Hey, Zander, Zander, You got to see this guy.

That's good. That's good.

with a friend that really cared about me.

But you know that saying, "Things get the darkest before dawn"?

I found a guy who had pictures, but he turned out to be a freak.

but something happened to my head.

Then I got a brainstorm. Hire an Indian tracker to help me.

Hey. You wanna fight, you little queer?

They said being covered in that stinky stuff was punishment enough.

Maybe, One day Unicef will get into the waterjet business.... But, ..... Until then your going to have to pay a premium price for a premium product

Rave is where you make it

Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air

Well the puke pile's right over there... It's a pretty big pile of puke.

You actually think you can match that little Slant Six of yours against his 426 Hemi?

I got these two sticks

Hey, if you're taking the dog, I'll go with him.

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF with get into the Bino harness business But until then T&K is the people to see

GRIP 58720 Replace slope and tie-in slope

How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does the sun set? How exactly does @thewillbilly’s blue diamond tek work? It just does!

Sit down, let me take another tact here.

He would've liked that.

I mean maybe one day UNICEF will get into the youth soccer business

'cause I heard that that Buffalo Bob guy shoved a road flare up your bunghole.

What a freak! You're going to hell man!

Flow is where you make it!

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout

It's your birthday...

I mean maybe one day unicef will get into issuing refunds but until that day I'm the guy to see

Everybody know that. God damn boy!

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the gyno business.

Maybe we should take it over to that place, the laboratory over in the next town,

You trying to tell me you've been on your own since eight years old?

Like I'm some sort of white-trash perv.

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will have a CFB team.

They lost me at the Grand Canyon more than 10 years ago.

Brandy. I missed her like crazy,

That's right, Dirt. Nobody wants you in this town.

mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the rugby business.

Guy like to see jocks with strap-ons. That don’t help me.

Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the rental business Until then I'm the guy to see

Hey, God forbid you don't win after throwing only two quarters, man.

Well, well, lookie here.

Look at this guy. He must be retarded.

Poison mustard gas!

Alright well Thank god for sapd

Was the last decade a complete waste?

God almighty. Manna from inbred heaven.

You are gonna make some guy so happy.

I don't know why you ask about that guy. Nothin' happened.

Yeah, I am kind of an outlaw through and through, baby.

And for God's sakes, I got to treat her like a sister.

But this is the modern age.

'cause my dad came out looking like Father Time.

I can sell to a car for $1800 bucks But it ain't gonna be no SRT

Van Hallen Not Van Hagar

When the apprentice gets on a service truck

It's gonna stretch 'em more. That's bad.

Jake checking the Ole Carfax

IIT'LL BUFF PUT

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the bollard business.

How does Sonicwall VPN access with MFA Happen? It just does.

Man, you don't even have a car.

So, back to the story here. You're on your own...

Long legs goin' up to that tight butt.

I can’t wait to be tripping gears And pulling wheelies with that t56

This thing's a hemi

That’s the guy! That’s the hero!

That’s a big 10-4

Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass, I'd take a bite.

Say it don’t spray it brother daaaannngggg

Freddy? Freddy, get line 3 on speaker.

What... What exactly did you hear?

That bein' said, here's the real scoop.

But if a girl answers, her name's Brandy. Give her your info.

tucked under, kind of like a woman.

Zander just asked this Joe Dirt guy why he doesn't cut his wig right now,

Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the lawn care business but until then we are the people to see

Why Does the 'Give Me Five' Technique work? It just does

If anybody has any information on the whereabouts of 'em,

Man. Swerve them potholes You know. Because of the A-Bomb

We need to settle down.

Then there was this one old lady, she had me for a couple of weeks.