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- Is that right? - Yeah.

You wanna fight?

Yeah, they're both working, and guess what?

They decided not even to arrest me.

Andrew's Pile of Puke Its a pretty big pile of puke

JOE JOE JOE JOE JOe

Well, because when I was, like, nine or 10 years old

that your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white-trashy like that?

I landed next to an oil rig, and they was hiring people.

when you would look at the moon,

Plum Crazy Purple

The phenomenon of Joe Dirt has captured the city's imagination.

I did it! I did it! I roped him with a bungee cord.

No, that can't be. That's not what it is.

You hear that, Charlie? We got us a Hemi, brother.

That there’s a big ‘ole pile of poopy. See the nose ring? Dead giveaway.

I love you, Joe Dirt.

Every day you just think you're worthless, and there's a void in your life.

You'd think those stupid punks could come up with somethin' funnier than

I could sell you a car for 450 bucks

dude likes to see homos naked. thats cool man.

I think happy hour started a little bit early in Ohio.

Gasoline. Yeah.

I got some crazy stuff to tell you,

Joe, just turn around now.

MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S AND GET YOU A WHAA-BURGER AND SOME FRENCH CRIES!

Dirt, did I get you?

- Fun, huh? - Yeah!

I'm your sister! I'm your sister!

My last name's Dirt, her last name's Nunamaker!

Had a little boy.

I somehow got separated from 'em.

The floor is spick-and-span.

It puts the lotion on its skin Now Huggy!!!

Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back.

I thought I had broken my ass bone.

check for footprints?

Now you tell me your daddy's name, and I'll tell you the dealership where he bought it.

I was 11 years old now, and I'd gotten into a little trouble here and there,

That thing's an atom bomb, man.

See, I spent the night in what I thought was an abandoned circus tent.

Later that night, I took my mama's hedge clippers

Apple At $173 Per Share

Oh, my God. How'd he find out?

Def leppard sucks

I has a happy birthday. It does what it's told!

Molar World. Walk-ins welcome. There you go.

just so I could simulate immersion into that bacteriologically unsound world

Thats right, Nasr. Nobody wants you as a Manager

So, I found a job, and that led to the biggest break In my case yet.

That's funny, 'cause my mom used to say that to me

MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE BRACKET BUSINESS

I’m new and don’t know what to do!

Why don't you stick your head up your butt and fight for air? Ha!

When you find a welder on Craigslist But don't even have a 240V outlet

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the servo business.

That's a big 10-4.

Kids "Could some one please tell Mr Joe Bidden To stop sniffing and touching me." He will stop sniffing and touching when hes done, be careful he bites !

Dont try and church it up son Its just a sportster

Happy 4th of July

I’m your sister I’m your sister

It was right by the garbage can where you left me

Where’s your Tesla?

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

When you accidentally Touch your buddies piece

I don't wanna hear that! God dammit!!

It's Just an old Crapper tank people

It's been a damn good month OptimaGunz!!! Wellll done! Now let's bring the artillery for December!

It came out of the sky

- You might say that. - Yeah.

But where's the good stuff, man?

They didn't leave you. You left them. You've gotta see that.

Come on. Rocky!

Joe, are you all right?

Man, look at you.

Witness Protection relocated me.

She wants My body

That's sick, man.

Let me ask you somethin'.

Oh you're my sister

What's going on? Here I come.

Maybe one day unicef will get into the fantasy football business But until then, I'm the guy to see

Now, this ain't no flapjack. Gotta go real easy.

This is Zander Kelly. You're listening to 98.6, KXLA.

Why not, man, I got nothin'.

Everything's gonna happen for me,

- Shit'll buff out. - Don't bother.

when you were promised chuck e cheese but get dropped off at the grand canyon

You might as well ask Why even take a lunch

Message for Chris Rock

it puts the Joe dirt in the hole

I've been lookin' forever for those people, and everyone lies to me, man.

and looking way too much like Richard Ramirez.

Joe dirt Joe dirt

Hey. I'm lookin' for a guy named Buffalo Bob.

Good thing it didn’t get my ring finger

Here's what we do.

Yeah. It literally just went on to the market.

I was home I mean far away

And there I was, scared to death, as I dropped like a stone from the sky.

Man, firecrackers.

You like to see homo naked

I want to hear more of the saga of Joe Dirt.

What Henne said to Mahomes before his 98yd drive!

By the way, I'm only doin' all of this

I mean maybe one day Egypt will get in the sovereign wealth Business

You like them spinning tires, do you?

When your drunk N ur mother in law asks about your childhood

When the wife says no more then you see one more on CL

Look at that shit!

My hair looks just like Gert B. Frobe this morning!

Oakley to Deb on Thursday when they come back

What'd you say?

Incest the best I guess...

Don't try and church it up, son. Don't you mean Panner Ma City?

of my parents being turned into alligator shit.

See, my parents and my sister and I all went to the Grand Canyon.

Nah, I'm cool No you're not Dirt

What really happened was,

Can we have my new friend Joe over for supper?

Depends on how you make it

Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?

You suck! You do!

That's Why Dad Named You Joe Dirt instead of NunaMaker

Should loosen it up a little bit.

Okay, okay, that's too much, too much.

Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean The Dirt

Well, I wanted to talk to you about the time you went to the Grand Canyon.

I assure you I won't. I'm a vegetarian,

maybe one day unicef will get into va compensation but this is a business, not a charity

Def Leppard Sucks

and that's when things got a little weird.

I THOUGHT I HAD BROKEN MY ASS BONE, BUT LUCKILY MY NECK BROKE MY FALL.

Hey, Dad, look. It's the good stuff.

Maybe one day Unicef will get into the law business

The victims would give him the worst descriptions,

Wait, wait, Joe. Wait.

I'm... I'm not... We're just totally friends. She's out of my league.

Maybe one day unicef will get into The business of monetary policy

I just made that last part up for laughs, you guys, I'm tellin' you.

It ain't no rock, it's a meteor, dum-dum.

Kansas I mean Missouri

- I can see down your shirt. - What an ass.

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Hey fall, you left too soon

Her eyes were somethin'. Azure, you know.

- Oh, my God! - There's that worthless mutt!

Van Halen, Not Van Hagar

I mean, he's here and now he's gone.

Anyway, I just put an "e" on it, pronounce it "Deer-tay."

Yeah, I had fun, too. Hey, listen. Can I ask you a question?

Nilson Beat Nilson Beat

And for the first time in my life, I think about not gettin' back up.

Where are you going?

You're to be scrubbed clean before supper,

- Who are you? - It's okay. I was just walking by.

Dont church it up son It's still fucking white claw

Lord, I got to gamble Gamblin' man

Im new! Im new! I dont know what to do!

Your parents are dead, Joe.

- Some people, right? - I know.

anusha's got a very toxic face dosen't she? yes.

Yeah, baby. Come on, now. Get loose.

Thats Right Cooper nobody wants you doing their installs anymmore

Kansas I mean Missouri

Crestridge Rentals not UNICEF

I'm sorry, man. Here's the real hero.

Let's talk about animals dogs and cats Two more eggs

You know, the Night Stalker? Remember that guy?