Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Racist and antisemitic are the only ones I like

I got to find out what happened that day at the Grand Canyon.

You know what, Joey? I think you...

Joe Dirt, I wish you luck.

So, you did see 'em first. So, it's just like Robby said.

Over there in the middle of the lunch room.

Hey, Junior Dirt Bag. You talkin' to your rock?

He'll stop as soon as he's done

Yeah, I had to have a footprint gas pedal installed

Oh, my God, man. This is my fault.

Man. Swerve them potholes

I don't wanna be unkind, but this woman was a little off-balance.

This is a business, not a charity maybe one day UNICEF will get into the engineering business, till then, Watson is the guy to see

But that was more than 10 years ago.

Flow it where you make it!

But where are the headliners

You know, sometimes it's like she likes me or something.

Yeah, he's been takin' hundreds of photos over the years,

How exactly is a rainbow made? How’s exactly does the sun set? How is you faxes? It just does!

Why would Robby say such a thing?

I don't know. What's goin' on?

WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH YOUR BUDDIES PIECE

Where's that dead guy?

and walking his dog, and all the time I'm thinking about

Thats right, Nasr. Nobody wants you as a Manager

We've got questions comin' in from...

To kk K9 pool 5

I didn't get to the sad part yet.

What if we're his family?

You want a match? My face and your ass. How about that, friend?

I mean, your ass and my face. What's up?

POV your friend finds out where you live:

Hey everybody! Bobcats here!

You tripped over that object in the ground. You were knocked out.

I'm going broke with this venture also.

And then one winter...

We ain't runnin' no soup kitchen here, boy.

The company'll have records of who used the tour that day.

- Yeah. It was really no big deal. - No big deal?

- Zander, get this. This is a wig. - It's a wig?

When you love welding But don't even have a 240V outlet

Life's a garden, dig it? You make it work for you.

Carson, just where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?

Balls to the wall

You cryin', boy? You cryin', boy?

Joe, what's the matter? Don't I turn you on?

You’re talking to me all wrong. It’s the wrong tone.

son of a bitch.

That's Why Dad Named You Kurt instead of NunaMaker

to see if anybody's got a photograph from that one day.

You shove 'em up bullfrogs' asses.

Wondering if at that exact moment Sam Susko was looking at that same moon

And while they was checking out the sights and the donkeys and whatnot,

And riddle me this.

Beautiful? I'm looking for "righteously kick-ass."

I don't recognize them.

Well, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the Laser business.

- That's so flat. - Awesome.

I'll just go back to mopping.

All right, you might want to take a few extra steps back on this one.

You crying jey you crying jey Go get another dui

Joey, the tale could not be told in one day, and we've asked you back today.

Murikans discuss'n politics...

Hey, wait... Am I... Am I on? I'm on?

You might want to spray this whole porch down with PAM,

like a Joe Dirt trench coat.

Clem, a kid puked in the cafeteria again.

Yeah? Well, check out this note she left me.

And, you know, the thing that drives me crazy

No You’re Mother

I love you Joe Dirt!

Maybe I'll just lie there for the rest of my life, you know.

and tell me my story helped them somehow.

You stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets.

- You're wrong, brother. - I got a good name for this car,

God, that Brandy has a nice ass, doesn't she?

Hey, to tell you the truth, brother, between you and me,

You are exquisitely pathetic.

No wonder this thing's going under. You got nothing. It's wussy stuff.

This guy's selling a Hurst speed shifter with a pool-ball grip.

so I was living in a juvie home for boys,

Shit’ll buff out

And for that brief second, we were together again, kind of, you know?

I think we need some resolution here. We need a little closure.

Corn off the cob.

Van Halen... NOT Van Hagar

This is a business, this isn’t a charity Maybe UNICEF will get into the virtuoso membership business but until then I’m the guy to see

Man. I just had the weirdest dream.

When Pager Duty Calls You put the lotion on your skin

Of course, that's not true.

Probably, because I'm sure Yahweh would be chiming in, too.

Look at that town, Meteor. That's pretty.

You can come out now.

That things an atom bomb man

So, I headed for a reservation.

When you pull up in a fox body I thought you had a mustang?

And I guess I'm just callin' to say goodbye.

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the CFB business. Until then you’re stuck with UT

Yep. Apparently, back in the day,

One day I’ll have a dirt bike that bad ass!!!

Wondering if at that exact moment ,my Heather was looking at the same moon

Yeah. One day... Im gonna marry that girl

All right. So, finish your story. Now, why do you live with foster parents?

You saved our lives, Clem.

His old cronies must've somehow found he was down here

and tell me you don't have no Scrambler,

Come over here! You don't have to follow him!

All right, we'll... We'll take a break.

Yo, Dirt. You're fired.

- Wanna go to my place? - Sure do.

This is a business not a charity, Maybe one day unicef will get into the compressor business but until then i'm your guy

Later, if you come up with their last name, you can go on from there.

Hello, Joe Dirt.

I had a car now, so I left the carnival and kept runnin' down the names on my list

When Rent a center come knocking

Van Halen, Not Van Hagar

That's right, Kirt. Nobody wants you in this town.

I mean Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the motorcycle mechanic business

I don't care how long it takes. I gotta do it.

Don't try and church it up, son. Don't you mean "shitty duplex"?

I got the poo on me!

When you go to church.

Buffalo Bob, right?

Holy crap, ladies.

Listen to you. What's the story here?

That's right I said hemi

I mean, your ass and my face. What's up?

The dumocrats are making more dumocrats Lok imbreeders

butt-lickin', flea-lickin'

So, I knew it was gonna be hard to find 'em.

He's dead? Man, what happened?

My parents were... This was my home.

a little white-trash treasure that you might know by the name of Joe Dirt.

And I'm sorry I can't buy your beautiful Hemi.

Yeah, he's Joe Dirt!

'bout 15 year ago

I am your daddy

What up goat roper

I'm a bit of a crocophile, so don't try this at home.

Yeah. Come on, man. I thought we had a deal.

*anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks* “Oh yes it’s so flat, awesome.”

Maybe one day UNICEF Will get into the impound bizinack

This guy's got a dash mat for a '69 Nova he wants to sell,

No thoughtfulness or consideration?

Hell, I have half a mind to move there myself.

Stop with the bar Sluts