Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and was hopin' maybe I was lookin' at it, too?

The past is the past, the future is now

'Cause snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.

Shut up, you hard-on.

I like kids. They seem to like...

Luckily, my neck broke my fall.

It's okay, don't move.

I got some pictures here. Look at this.

Splitting from the wolfpack on my chopper

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the school supply business

I mean maybe one day unicef will get into writing code but until that day I'm the guy to see

This is just an angry horse with mussels and thrown his saddle away.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Anyway, that list had names from all over the state.

I mean Kansas...

Taking him with you? But...

You haul your mangy ass in here tomorrow morning,

Yeah, listen to 'im.

Hi, Joe. Come here.

Go get him. Run, Charlie! Run like the wind!

This is a business, not a charity. Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the used grill business but until then, we're the people to see.

And I don't think he wants to talk to you, Brandy.

Non of that pussy skol

After watching Tyler Childers music video

You’re talking to me all wrong

What are you doing, stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

Your trying to tell me you are 26 and have never held a job or have a drivers license ?

Well, then let's do it, little boy.

this is what my hair looks like this morning Gert B. Frobe.

What do you say?

Well, no one's really put it like that, but I don't think so.

He'll stop humping as soon as he's done.

I mean, I got a place up in Malibu, I got lots of friends.

I’m sure it did, but it ain’t no broadcast It’s a big old frozen chunk of shit

I'm new.....I don't know what to do!

They clean the bowl so you don’t have tooooooooo

That’s a Football binki

You win twice, brother. It's good biz.

Im sorry, I’m new

Oh, God. She is so fine!

It picks up the controller and loads up COD 7. It does this whenever it is told

when you see your twin at chuck e cheese

*Anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks* “Oh yeah, it’s so flat, awesome.”

This is a business, not a charity Maybe one day unicef will get into the ediscovery business. Til then, i'm the guy to see

You think I’m UNICEF

Did she find your parents?

Dude, you voted for him

It's a big mess.

What's the deal with your haircut, Joe?

Why don't you stick your Head up your butt and fight for air? Ha!

Thats right, Nasr. Nobody wants you as a Manager

Making fun of poor little Joe Dirt?

I'm not sure you are a good person, Brandy.

You little sissy boy! Notre Dame sucks.

Just let her finish Brian!

Say hello to Charlie Two.

Oh, God. She is so fine.

Keep that Skoal, baby. That's what I'm talking about.

You can come out now.

I learned cows don't find bottle rockets as funny as I do.

BANDI!! MY BANDI

I got the poo on me

Hello, California.

You like to see homos naked That's cool man...

Van Halen Not Van Hagar

Go ahead. I'm a roast. Baste me.

Okay. Why didn't you say so? Come on!

Speakin' of lickety-split, let's meet up later, see what's goin' on.

Joe, I did find where your parents were.

That's not professional.

Where have you been?

don't try and church it up son don't you mean herrikin

But wher’s the hemi?

I'm your sister I'm your sister

It does what it's told!

She was somethin'.

Here's my favorite bands. AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lepp...

And she's just plain sick of you.

I don't care about that! And I don't care about you!

That's a big 10-4

the fUTure is now

I mean, I don't mean to get all scientific or whatever.

Well, say it, don't spray it, brother! Dang. Look! I’m putting the lotion on the skin, Geez.

I'll be your friend.

Now, before I begin...

- What do you got? - Practically nothing.

But I was flat broke. I didn't have no money for gas.

you're my sister

I wanna get this woman on the phone, and I wanna ask her

Well maybe one day UNICEF will get into the sUAS business

How about a Whineken?

Brandy. Brandy is Jive.

She's way too hot for me.

That’s a deal, what she’s asking

And you can't tell me, in all those pictures they took,

Im looking for a ws6 with uner 100k miles for 8000

Hey Keith what's crappenin'

Yeah. Well, the puke pile's right over there.

Balls to the wall

You know what? I got somebody I want you to meet.

God, I hate these nasty things!

Kickin ass I would

Hey fall you left too soon

So, I stole this pile.

how bout i get you a whaa burger and some french cries

septic tank for an RV.

What’s up? What’s good?

Take her somewhere special ..they say

And, yes, they are deadly. Don't kid yourself.

Yeah, I had to have a footprint gas pedal installed.

Till one day...

He'll stop humping as soon as he's done

When She Shoots, hunts and hates the government

Now, even you liked the way that looked, didn't you?

My search was over.

I'm your sister! I'm your sister!

Then what happened?

Shit'll buff out

And you know why? 'Cause over the last few days,

Everybody know that. goddamn boy

You see Brooks, it goes and get the pheasant.

Like to see Homos Naked Home is where the Heart is

This IS the good stuff.. Snakes... and Sparklers…

Lighten up, buddy

i'm good now so fuck you homey

Don't try and church it up, girl. Don't you mean gas station clerk?

Exactly how long?

This could be you Tina never puts the address online

Them big doe eyes.

It’s the wrong tone

I thought I had broken my ass bone

Is this queer? They're large and in charge and lookin' for chickies.

One swing of Jeff’s ball peen hammer

I'm new, I don't know how to charge for stay and play

What about my face and your ass. How about that, friend? I mean, my ass and your face. What's up?

She’ll stop humping as soon as she’s done!

Yes, I wrote that letter,

Hey Everybody. Bobcats here.

I’m cool. ..no you’re not.

And I think a little part of me died right there.

Dshe put a basement in his new house He invites the neighborhood boys over for cookies

You want it Or not?

- Joe! - Brandy?

I'll try the old reverse psychology.

Snakes and sparklers

I'm talkin' about me.

You'll stick your head out the window and check out chick dogs, going,

So, needless to say, I was in no shape

Well, would it help if you went back to thinkin' I'm your sister?

You win twice brother Thats good biz