Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was thinkin' about that car.

Cowboys Butts Drive Me Nuts

You... You really loved her, huh?

Well, you know, she's a good friend of mine,

Yeah, because they gave him powers, the aliens.

In fact, in our latest "Is Brandy too hot For Joe Dirt?" poll,

One night, they got swallowed up by the biggest damn gator we ever had.

We can have seeeex...

but where's the good stuff, man?

Don't try and church it up, son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt?

- No! - I'm kiddin', I'm kiddin'.

You might get a machine.

Hey, what's goin' on, man?

Your telling me your 26 and have never held a job or even have a drivers license?

I mean maybe one day UNICEF will get into the card processing business.

Your dad always hunt this long?

'cause I swear I'm gonna...

Testing. Testing, testing.

That's what I'm talkin' about.

I'm here with Joe Dirt.

A girl like that's way out of your league. She wants my body.

Hey..! You! SHOW ME THEM BOOBIES.

You're talkin' to my sister all wrong. It's...

hello its me kana and today i am going to show open boobies and vaginaes to everyone in the world see clarences big break now in cinemas in 69D

Practice taking third George and I will be there in a minute

and a car cover for any Dodge from '79 to '84.

Alright, I’ll do it

All right, man.

She wouldn't not tell me about my parents. I don't care how sick of me she is.

Freddy you should not drink the bong water

Don't try and Church it up son. Don't you mean Meditech!

C-c-can I come too?

Now, even you liked the way that looked, didn't you?

from the inside by punchin' out his heart, is my guess.

Josh A Piece Of Plastic

Then I got lucky.

I just... He's a friend of mine. This whole thing's my fault.

Yeah! Light her up!

He was damn good, too.

Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt!

I’m your sister

You have to find the real answer inside yourself.

Why don't you come with me? Come on.

Sounds bout right...

This is a business not a charity Maybe one day unicef will get into the mortgage software business, but until then I'm the guy to see

It's okay. I felt it was time to move on anyway, you know.

Probably feels pretty good,

That’s right… She wants my body!

And then you should change your name to Kicking Ass. I would.

to sit on the front seat with me while I break her in.

Your talking to me all wrong Do it again and I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

and then I just can't help it.

Yep, those came with a six-cylinder 258 automatic with three on the tree.

He used to beat me, so one night I just pushed him into the wood chipper.

You really love me?

Maybe on day unicef will get into the alarm installation busniess Then maybe we can talk

and he said that you was always laughin' at me behind my back.

Your favorite is 4 black cocks? That’s cool, man.

so you won't be here.

Your mom and dad still alive?

- Daddy? - Yeah.

Well, I'll sprinkle his ashes. They'll drift out to sea.

Wha... Is that where you were? Well, I'll be dipped.

Turns out, some skateboarder slapped a Biohazard band sticker on the side of this

Well, how much you want for it?

Thats A big 10-4

You ain't nothin Dirt !

Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the CDMO business but, you know, until then, we're the people to see

New York City I mean Ransas

if she caught me doing stuff.

Yeah, she found 'em down in California.

I mean, hell, I'd just shut this old gator farm down and...

Ya know maybe one day Unicef Will get into the Fantasy Basketball Business

Alright well Thank god for SAPD

DON'T FORGET THE HAIR YOU PROMISED

Molar World. One for the kid? Sure.

I'm just kinda campin' out or whatever,

hey, you’re grounded

This is a business not a charity Maybe one day unicef will get into the negotiating business

and no closer to findin' my parents.

This is a good month. Dang.

when you think you're going to chuck e cheese but they drop you off at the grand canyon

and I decided it was time to go home.

Even me? What's that supposed to mean, man?

I need a towel now.

You're telling me you'd rather have a dog

No I’m cool No you’re not!

The Roman candle. Step back a little bit.

gravity Enough, you broken record! Okay! i've been down here for two weeks

When Pager Duty Calls

Bloes, I only have enough money for me and Kane

Hey, wait a minute, yeah.

I might need a pretty little lady

- That's right. - Hey, sit down!

"I found his parents.

Don't forget to Wipe your LANE!! HAHAHA

My family's last name is Buckwalter. My brother's name is Cletis.

I just can't stop grinnin'.

change your name to kicking ass!!!

It came out of the sky

This is a business, not a charity Maybe one day unicef will get in the DFS business

This where you wanna be when Jesus comes back? Showing up on a Monday, at a student property

the best I can do is give you a printout of all 73 people who bought the car.

Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the warehouse business Until then we're the guy to see

your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white-trashy like that?

You guys see that cubs game last night? NO!!

But she didn't wanna tell you,

So you don’t know rule three?

That was a good one. All right, Charlie, get in the car.

- He's a friend of mine. - No.

Yeah. You like to see homos naked.

This is the good stuff Snakes and sparklers

Rambler wagon, that’s a rare car

Love, Brandy. XOXO

We can have sex again

Hey mister do you know where billy bought that cheesesteak?

That's a good question, man. She's great, though, ain't she?

in aftermarket you don't have toooo!

- What happened here? - Don't I know you from somewhere?

Shit'll buff out.

Yeah, dream on, Kirtboy

- Let's do it! - Come on, Charlie!

I'll pay for this. I'm new!

We'll have the poo on us

People'll come from miles around to see this thing.

Yeah! You better run, hard ass!

People forget we're live. You like the window, don't you?

What's up here? Look down there.

- Damn. - Good toss there, sir. Good one.

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the gambling business

Hey, boss, I'm goin' on a break.

- Down here. - Stay on your back!

so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up.

I'm not messin' around. I'll hit it.

Now, even you liked the way that chick looked, didn't you?

Judge likes to see homos naked?

How does Chiropractic work? It just does!!

What am I gonna do quit? That’s not an option You gotta keep on keepin on

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the dinosaur exhibition business

Check this out, Robby.

Don't try and church it up, son.

Well, it ain't a meteor

Not here though In kansas

lookin' for skin that he liked.

You don't even have a PC! I know but that's Deal for $179

That symbol looks very stern.

No Way I'd Ever Sell You, Meteor. Not In A Million Years

Things are gonna happen for me.