Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you're pretty clean-shaven for a kid who lives in a trash can, no?

That’s right Snow Nobody wants you around

She is so fine!!!

and get you some bud light and some french cries

It’s Bobcat? Like.. The Bobcat? Yes!

I know, but that's a deal, what he wants.

That's all right. I appreciate this job, man.

That thing with the tweaking g is comin’ off a little fruity

- That lady gave me a great idea. - Hey, Dirt! Dirt!

When you're down, stare at a clown.

I wanna get married, Joe, and have little Joe Dirts. Come home, Joe.

Green Park Dentistry walk in welcome Green Park Dentistry

Why is that good?

Yeah, you wanna match?

- Mama, it's all right. - Where'd he go?

How exactly is a 9.8 A++ made

I would never do that,

People would remember selling a car like that.

- License and registration? - Yes, sir.

"Brandy. XOXO."

Whenever I used to get sad, I'd just look at a clown,

How exactly does the sun set?

Rambler Wagon That’s a rare car.

I’m a rocker dude through and through

Yeah, I’m cool.

Well, say it, don't spray it, brother! Dang.

I told you. You fucking test results. That ever. We can have sex again. Oh shitty. Assy holey.

This Is A Business, Not A Charity Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the veterinary business, till then, I’m the guy to see.

Brandy, you see that moon?

Somewhere in Indiana I hit a little snag.

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!

man you don’t even have a car i know but that’s a deal what he wants

That's a rare shirt

- No. - Before they died, they killed that gator

Hey fall you left too soon Do it again I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

Guy likes to see homos naked.

Give me what you got in your pocket, and she's yours.

Ma'am, you should never drink the bong water.

Can I get $100 off rent? No

because I wanted to tell Joe in person.

That's right! She wants my body

Does your mother sew?

Man. Swerve them potholes.

I saw your bumper sticker, "Cowboys' butts drive me nuts."

- And I'm puttin' him down. - No, you can't!

MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE MECHANICAL ENGINEERING BUSINESS BUT UNTIL THEN WE HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN

Becuase snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like

None of that Pussy Skoal. Right Dad?

That's just me talkin'. I don't...

Why don't you stick your head up your butt and fight for air?

and they came and killed him.

I MEAN, MAYBE ONE DAY pRO dEAL bUSINESS WILL GET INTO THE IMPOUND BUSINESS.

Competition orange, '67.

NONE OF THAT PUSSY SKOAL!! RIGHT!

This ain’t the Pelletizer… This is a big ol’ frozen chunk of poopie!

Oh, my God. Brandy, I'm home?

Did she ever track 'em down, and if she did, well, why couldn't she have called you?

Well, the year was 1982.

Don't bother, just drive this piece of crap off a cliff. Do us all a favor.

that’s a deal what they want!

Uncle Jimbo be like: I'm cool...

Clem, I didn't know you didn't wanna be on TV.

I mean, your ass and my face. What's up?

"Anderson, Anders, Asnov, Ast..."

Even though you took me to the carnival that I was already at.

Why are boobs good?

"don't tell him

You gave him a great last couple years.

Hey, you guys, you gotta come hear this guy on the Zander show.

“Your products look great. Do you need ambassadors?” Us:

He could do anything, you know?

You haven't heard? Me and her are gettin' married.

How long were you ridin' in that car before you realized I wasn't in it?

where local celebrity Joe Dirt is threatening to kill himself.

Charlie. Charlie, come here. Come here, Charlie.

Well, yeah. I guess I could do that.

Rocky! Rocky! No!

Real Live Resin None of that weak added back terp stuff!

Man, that's a great idea. They could find anything.

It's like in the movies.

Did they get it? Where'd he go?

No! Killer hotdog gas!

Where's my supplies

"That thing's slow. It ain't movin' fast. It's boring and dull. I'm yawning."

That's a nice place.

This is a big ole Frozen chunk of poopy

I realized I needed a different approach.

All right. Good morning, troops.

It ain't no rock, it's a meteor, dum-dum.

So, you see, we're not related. We can have sex again.

Everybody know that. Goddamn, boy.

- So, you don't know rule three? - Yeah, you want a match?

Now, this mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt.

That stuff doesn't work anymore,

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING BUT THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON, YEAH

Sweet-lookin' little things, weren't they?

Well I’m sure it did, but that ain’t no broadcast It’s a big old frozen chunk of shit

That’s why dad named you Joe dirt instead of schoonmaker

- Dang. - Good boy!

Come on, let's move it! Kick it in! Kick it in!

That's my parents' last name!

Its not what you like Its the consuner

It is what you make it

I think he got...

How does a vaccine work?

- You're blockin' the cameras! - Move over.

They made his little voice box...

We gotta step way back. This is gonna be fun.

This is the good stuff, Snakes and Sparklers

is that you are so unrelentingly upbeat about your plight.

I saw Aaron’s bumper sticker Cowboys butts drive him nuts

What’s up Check one two

You like to fuck Italians, that’s cool

- Come on, honey. Lose that frown! - Lighten up, buddy.

Hey, freak boy.

You can't have "no" in your heart. "No" is not an option, brother.

So, Carson helped me trace the call,

and cut open that gator and pulled my folks out of its belly.

HEY YOU ARE GROUNDED

I'm not talkin' about Posi-Trac.

But I thought 43 had a hemi

How does she put up with you, Dirt?

You want a match? My face and your ass. How about that, friend?

Yeah...she's cool

It rubs the lotion on it’s skin Or else it gets the hose again

Where's my supplies? You got my Auto-traders?

Queer? Is this queer?

We'll shoot fireballs at it.

Wawixio en el tortuga

Well It ain’t a meteor

I guess this is the place. Buffalo Bob's kind of a weird name.

Anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks “That’s so flat, awesome.”

Rambler wagon That’s a rare car

When you’re down, stare at a clown!

I asked for Silvertown,

Man. What did I trip over?

"This Is A Business, Not A Charity Maybe One Day UNICEF Will Get Into The Cloud Business, Till Then, we are the Guys To See."

I mean, your ass and my face. What's up? Here we go.

Eagles be like... None of that pussy skol

Why Does the "give Me Five Technique work? It just does

Mr. Dirt, what's with the wig?

- Guess who came back, Charlie? - Dad, no!

stick an M80 up its butt blow it to pieces

I AM ALWAYS NICE TO YOU, JOE DIRT

"Don't eat it! Don't eat it! Here's a hot dog!"

I thought hunting would be, you know, more fun than it was.

You see that Moon

So we can have sex again!

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Freddy, go get Free Bird boy here an all-access laminate

His name's Clem Doore, and he's from Josette, Louisiana.

With great power comes great responsibility Everybody know that. God damn boy!

That's happening, man. We should get bleachers over here.

This is gonna be awesome.