Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Eagles be like... None of that pussy skol

Charlie. Charlie, come here. Come here, Charlie.

MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE MECHANICAL ENGINEERING BUSINESS BUT UNTIL THEN WE HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN

What’s up Check one two

Whenever I used to get sad, I'd just look at a clown,

Yeah, I’m cool.

Why is that good?

Well, the year was 1982.

It rubs the lotion on it’s skin Or else it gets the hose again

Well, yeah. I guess I could do that.

Yeah...she's cool

It’s Bobcat? Like.. The Bobcat? Yes!

You gave him a great last couple years.

Man. Swerve them potholes.

You haven't heard? Me and her are gettin' married.

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!

Uncle Jimbo be like: I'm cool...

So we can have sex again!

Freddy, go get Free Bird boy here an all-access laminate

I realized I needed a different approach.

HEY YOU ARE GROUNDED

you're pretty clean-shaven for a kid who lives in a trash can, no?

Did she ever track 'em down, and if she did, well, why couldn't she have called you?

This Is A Business, Not A Charity Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the veterinary business, till then, I’m the guy to see.

"Don't eat it! Don't eat it! Here's a hot dog!"

and get you some bud light and some french cries

“Your products look great. Do you need ambassadors?” Us:

How does she put up with you, Dirt?

When you’re down, stare at a clown!

Clem, I didn't know you didn't wanna be on TV.

They made his little voice box...

Did they get it? Where'd he go?

That stuff doesn't work anymore,

man you don’t even have a car i know but that’s a deal what he wants

is that you are so unrelentingly upbeat about your plight.

Hey, freak boy.

Green Park Dentistry walk in welcome Green Park Dentistry

None of that Pussy Skoal. Right Dad?

Even though you took me to the carnival that I was already at.

I mean, your ass and my face. What's up? Here we go.

where local celebrity Joe Dirt is threatening to kill himself.

Queer? Is this queer?

I wanna get married, Joe, and have little Joe Dirts. Come home, Joe.

Sweet-lookin' little things, weren't they?

that’s a deal what they want!

That's happening, man. We should get bleachers over here.

Anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks “That’s so flat, awesome.”

Guy likes to see homos naked.

I told you. You fucking test results. That ever. We can have sex again. Oh shitty. Assy holey.

- Come on, honey. Lose that frown! - Lighten up, buddy.

Yeah, you wanna match?

That thing with the tweaking g is comin’ off a little fruity

I thought hunting would be, you know, more fun than it was.

Hey fall you left too soon Do it again I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

You see that Moon

Rocky! Rocky! No!

We gotta step way back. This is gonna be fun.

- Guess who came back, Charlie? - Dad, no!

Now, this mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt.

Why don't you stick your head up your butt and fight for air?

Why Does the "give Me Five Technique work? It just does

All right. Good morning, troops.

People would remember selling a car like that.

That’s why dad named you Joe dirt instead of schoonmaker

Ma'am, you should never drink the bong water.

I saw Aaron’s bumper sticker Cowboys butts drive him nuts

Everybody know that. Goddamn, boy.

I think he got...

Mr. Dirt, what's with the wig?

- License and registration? - Yes, sir.

Real Live Resin None of that weak added back terp stuff!

I AM ALWAYS NICE TO YOU, JOE DIRT

- Mama, it's all right. - Where'd he go?

That's right! She wants my body

stick an M80 up its butt blow it to pieces

- No. - Before they died, they killed that gator

Competition orange, '67.

NONE OF THAT PUSSY SKOAL!! RIGHT!

Becuase snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like

Give me what you got in your pocket, and she's yours.

- And I'm puttin' him down. - No, you can't!

Well I’m sure it did, but that ain’t no broadcast It’s a big old frozen chunk of shit

How long were you ridin' in that car before you realized I wasn't in it?

I saw your bumper sticker, "Cowboys' butts drive me nuts."

Its not what you like Its the consuner

because I wanted to tell Joe in person.

That's a rare shirt

I MEAN, MAYBE ONE DAY pRO dEAL bUSINESS WILL GET INTO THE IMPOUND BUSINESS.

I'm not talkin' about Posi-Trac.

That’s right Snow Nobody wants you around

Come on, let's move it! Kick it in! Kick it in!

Rambler wagon That’s a rare car

- That lady gave me a great idea. - Hey, Dirt! Dirt!

I asked for Silvertown,

How exactly does the sun set?

Can I get $100 off rent? No

Man, that's a great idea. They could find anything.

It's like in the movies.

That's all right. I appreciate this job, man.

You can't have "no" in your heart. "No" is not an option, brother.

You want a match? My face and your ass. How about that, friend?

I guess this is the place. Buffalo Bob's kind of a weird name.

So, you see, we're not related. We can have sex again.

- You're blockin' the cameras! - Move over.

"This Is A Business, Not A Charity Maybe One Day UNICEF Will Get Into The Cloud Business, Till Then, we are the Guys To See."

It ain't no rock, it's a meteor, dum-dum.

I mean, your ass and my face. What's up?

How exactly is a 9.8 A++ made

Where's my supplies

"That thing's slow. It ain't movin' fast. It's boring and dull. I'm yawning."

That's a nice place.

That's just me talkin'. I don't...

She is so fine!!!

But I thought 43 had a hemi

and they came and killed him.

His name's Clem Doore, and he's from Josette, Louisiana.

Does your mother sew?

How does a vaccine work?

I know, but that's a deal, what he wants.

- So, you don't know rule three? - Yeah, you want a match?

He could do anything, you know?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING BUT THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON, YEAH

I would never do that,

- Dang. - Good boy!

This is a big ole Frozen chunk of poopy

This is the good stuff, Snakes and Sparklers

With great power comes great responsibility Everybody know that. God damn boy!

That's my parents' last name!

No! Killer hotdog gas!

Brandy, you see that moon?

Somewhere in Indiana I hit a little snag.

It is what you make it

Message deleted.

We'll shoot fireballs at it.

"don't tell him

This ain’t the Pelletizer… This is a big ol’ frozen chunk of poopie!

Man. What did I trip over?

Well It ain’t a meteor

Don't bother, just drive this piece of crap off a cliff. Do us all a favor.

Oh, my God. Brandy, I'm home?

"Brandy. XOXO."

This is gonna be awesome.

and cut open that gator and pulled my folks out of its belly.

Hey, you guys, you gotta come hear this guy on the Zander show.

When you're down, stare at a clown.

Why are boobs good?

Where's my supplies? You got my Auto-traders?

You like to fuck Italians, that’s cool

"Anderson, Anders, Asnov, Ast..."

So, Carson helped me trace the call,

Rambler Wagon That’s a rare car.

Well, say it, don't spray it, brother! Dang.

Wawixio en el tortuga

I’m a rocker dude through and through