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If it helps, the dog hasn't stopped talking about you.
Don't make me laugh, it comes out my nose.
Fate who?
You are so wrong. This is totally a guys' car.
When you talk, do you hear it,
That boy cuts through the crowd like a weed whacker.
Hannah?
I know. Knock, knock. Who's there? Fate.
Oh, come on, Dontzig, just trying to be neighborly.
Or when we were at Andrew's birthday party and you accidentally knocked me
Nigger!
Well, I'm not like that.
Maybe you could learn to love him like I did with my brother's hamster.
And backstage when I was hanging out of the window?
- This? - I know.
Oh, no. Dad, tell me I didn't just buy a chick car.
Here, you want some gum? Load yourself up.
I would recommend possibly some sit-ups or maybe a bigger robe.
but I did do something to beef it up a little bit.
- Man, he's never gonna give up. - Well, you better hope he does.
I'm living the dream
I'm sorry.
Yep, there she is.
Back off. Don't make me release Thor!
- You gotta be kidding me. - A big slobbery wet one.
- Where is it? - It's right here.