Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thanks, you two. Well, my first non-Fichael donor just hung up.

Look, I say we set this thing free and have some real fucking fun.

[woman] Many people don't know

Will you two keep it down? I'm trying to talk to President Banana.

Oh, I guess you do take bribes.

Ooh. Are those Mother's?

What the hell's happening? Shit!

-I got one here. -What you doing, motherfucker?

I just remind him he needs to sit on a phone book to get his hair cut

But if I race him, you're gonna fail me.

Damn it. If we're gonna die, I have a confession to make.

I was even more brave than I said I was.

I'm gonna enjoy watching this shit!

For our visually impaired viewers, he's using his penis to make the shadow.

I'm gonna travel back before the race started

I want them to go extinct. You never heard of the Reaper Demon War?

Take that, you fucking liberal!

You think we're trapped with the reaper demon?

Hey, Clitaris, I found your wife's family.

Stop it, Renzo!

♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪

I'm backed up to the cloud! See?

Life fed him a turd sandwich, and he's pissed off about it.