Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Can I keep it? -Sure.

Yes, go. Ask, but make it natural.

-Jimmy, I... love you? -I love you too?

This one sucks Get a new one

-So, are we talking noon? -Three. What are we, Quakers?

Probably okay as long as you don't eat it. You know, you can always just buy a pizza.

I'm sad there's no drawbridge, but other than that, five stars.

Don't interview Brendan like you're writing a book about him.

Toppings on top. Bottoms on the bottom like the best of us.

Nope. Perfect time to stop.

You guys aren't enemies.

would give them total surprise face emoji, and that's what we call foreshadowing.

Good. I'm sure it's clean.

and Dad doing his weird thing and Mom doing her weird thing,

You wanna put a pizza in the forge?

And when she sent that shrimp emoji I knew I found my wife

What they're about to find out is that Brendan is a Brandenham.

I mean, he's licking himself aggressively.

Helen, call the pet therapist. Tell him it's an emergency.

People sometimes get weirded out when I tell them I'm a Brandenham.

Meet the random boy their daughter met in the park.

-What's it stand for? -"This one sucks, get a new one."

I just wanna make sure the house isn't on fire.

-Another acronym? -Yes.

My pizza's not an indoor puddle, Brendan. You'll see! You'll all see!

Tension. So much tension and yeast.

TOSGANO, TOSGANO!

I want the world to know I'm in a perfect relationship

Molly, what are we doing here?

And by that, I mean naughty And it's getting pretty scary

I'll pay you double what they're paying-- no, triple!

Pee in your own bed like a gentleman.