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* YOU WANNA GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
I DON'T CARE.
WHEN YOU'RE MAKING ME NUTS LIKE THIS?
I SAY FIVE, CARLA.
COACH, IF YOU SERVE THE BEER ANY SLOWER,
* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *
SAM WAS COMING TONIGHT, DIANE.
WHAT? SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME.
LIKE A JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL GIRL
YOU WEREN'T? GREAT. GREAT.
ISN'T THAT A SKI RESORT?
BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN IN THE DEMIMONDE YOU INHABIT,
OH, SAM, LISTEN...
COACH, YOU SWEPT OUT THE FEATHERS.
COME TO THINK OF IT, HE DIDN'T SAY WHERE HE WAS FROM.
STOWE.
WHY, WHERE'S SAM?
DON'T WE ALL?
I TRIED IT ONCE, BUT THE BILLS GOT SOGGY.
WOULD YOU?
AND I'M GONNA HAVE EVERY GIRL IN VERMONT,
SCRAPE OUR KNUCKLES ON THE GROUND WHEN WE WALK...
IT'S GONNA BE VINEGAR BEFORE I QUAFF IT.
* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME *
HIGH SCHOOL, I THINK THEY CALLED IT.
THAT GUY IS GOOD.
WOULD GO FOOL AROUND?
UH...STOWE.
WELL, I THINK I SHOULD COME ALONG.
OPEN THE DOOR FOR MY BOSS ON HIS RETURN.
OK, I'M OFF NOW.
FROM MY AUNT ALICE THIS AFTERNOON.
OH. I'M SO SORRY.
HOLY MACKEREL.
SAM, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU, SLIME! WHAT?
WHAT?
DO I HAVE TIME TO GET DOWN ON MY KNEES
DOWN BY THE SORTING MACHINE--
POOR DEVIL.
SO THE CAMEL SAYS,
HOW ABOUT YOU, GEORGE?
YOU'RE LETTING US DOWN, SON.
HOW LONG?
* SURE WOULD HELP A LOT *
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